this is gonna be a good movie

Kat McTits showed off a unique ability to never do anything right after she got done with “American Idol”.  She complained about her label, married some doofus twice her age (this dork) and generally just seemed annoying.  But she’s pretty and has a good voice and she did a good job in “House Bunny”.  More to the point, she has long hair and a big rack, so I'm willing to give her another chance.  Now she’s working on a movie called “You May Kiss the Bride” in Oahu.  So good for her, although I’ll never go see that because I don’t like romantic movies set in an unthinkable paradise.  It sets the bar too high, like those pricks who get on Oprah as the Worlds Most Romantic Boyfriend because they wrote their fiancé a letter from Iraq every single day.  I wanna punch that dude.  I’m sick of shit I can’t live up too.  Vibrators.  That’s another one.  The thing vibrates on her clit and spins inside of her at the same time.  I can’t compete with that unless I have a seizure or bite down on a frayed wire.  Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

(image source = pacific coast)