These pictures of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan are creepy. He's like a little pygmy. Or retard. It looks like a sexual assault. Like she's one of those crazy nurses who molest retarded patients. She would bring him apple slices and then lick his neck when they were alone. Like she was a nurse at one of those hospitals and she fell in love with a retard and kidnapped him and dumped him out of his wheelchair at a pool. Now they can finally be together. And these pictures are the evidence in her trial.
(picture source = mavrix online)
little pygmy…aaahahahahahaha
I bet he can FIST her good..what? too Soon?
Oh shit those are HIS shoes…
Such an unfair world.
She must have a fetish with his freak limb.
Lucky fuck.
Where did she meet this guy? In a jar of formaldehyde in a mad scientists laboratory?
Where did she meet this guy? On the Island of Dr. Moreau?
Where did she meet this guy? In the womb of a Guatemalan crackwhore?
Where did she meet this guy? At the auditions for the new David Lynch movie?
Where did she meet this guy? In one of my acid hallucinations?
This post is fucked. Seriously not even remotely humorous. This guy is a legit french actor- angel a, amelie… and he lost his hand in a train accident.
Do some research and get some new material- 3 posts about some no name french chick? not feeling this site anymore.
Man if I had a hand that small, my cock would still be small.
He’s an actor (see Amelie), and we all know that chicks dig actors. It’s like his right arm is a Mini-Me of his left.
She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M” too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,
WHa, WHa, WHa, WHaaaaaaaa…
Sad Tuba…
>:/
I would wear my ultra low speedos with her.
The reason why Debbouze has a manky arm is when he was 15 he survived being twatted by a train travelling at 90 miles per hour.
So either he got a fucktonne of compensation money that makes him completely irrestable to every supermodel that ever lived, his body has compensated for the loss of a limb and he’s now hung like a fucking horse, or his French gland has kicked in and he’s the coolest man on the planet.
Either way he’s one lucky cunt.
why are his eyes always closed he’s wincing as if he’s not enjoying it. my fav is the picture where she grabs his claw, as if to reassure him that she doesn’t find it disgusting. lmao yeah right.
The retarded grocer from Amelie ? Good god…