03.27.2009 this looks shopped

Lindsay Lohans line of spray-on tan products should be a big success, because you can’t walk ten feet without hearing someone say, “I want smooth golden skin, like Lindsay Lohan.”  They took some promotional pictures for the launch, and they all must have sucked because the one they sent out makes it like she has a clubbed foot.  As you can tell their marketing approach is based on blatantly lying.  Unless it fell here from space, there’s no ooze or lotion that will take you from this to this.

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  1. Old_Perv 03/27/2009 14:35

    Hey Now!!!

  2. Old_Perv 03/27/2009 14:36

    On top again!!

  3. Old_Perv 03/27/2009 14:38

    Who is that in the pictures? It sure as hell isn’t Lindsay.

  4. Fake FatOldElvis 03/27/2009 14:41

    Fist

  5. Massive 03/27/2009 14:44

    I bet Mr. Clean gave Lohan a bukkake bath to get rid of those freckles.

  6. Paleomiz 03/27/2009 14:44

    This freckled mess selling tanning products? That’s rich

  7. Massive 03/27/2009 14:45

    Old_Perv beat Fake FatOldElvis to fisting this post.

    Now if only there’s a Fake Old-Perv.

  8. ohmwrecker 03/27/2009 14:47

    I Photoshop weird looking chicks when I fuck them by squinting my eyes.

  9. Massive 03/27/2009 14:48

    Lohan doesn’t know there’s only one way to get rid of her freckles, and that’s by dipping her entire self into a tank of acid.

    By “dipping” I mean someone will push her into that tank, and hold her down as she tries to come up and grasp for air.

  10. FatOldElvis 03/27/2009 14:50

    It dawned on me that I’ve never heard this bitch speak… then I remembered bitches shouldn’t be allowed to talk anyway.

  11. Paleomiz 03/27/2009 14:51

    They might has well have made her black or East Indian

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 03/27/2009 14:56

    “the one they sent out makes it like she has a clubbed foot.”

    I wish they’d have had a pic that makes her look like she had a clubbed head…

  13. Watt(Power) 03/27/2009 14:59

    Where did her tits go? Are they like sagging into her black hole vag?

  14. Vulcan Science 03/27/2009 14:59

    another one bites the dust–used to be hot (years ago) now not

  15. SuperB 03/27/2009 15:00

    Vulcan, from prior post..

    I am a huge fan of McCallYUM or Dalmore…

    LAPHROAIG huh? Interesting.

    Isle of Jura Superstision is one I have been recently turned to as well…

  16. Just the Tip 03/27/2009 15:01

    Well thanks for leaving back there…

    …then again, I’d take Kim over Linds.

  17. Vulcan Science 03/27/2009 15:01

    Dalmore INDEED
    check this out for a fine, smokey peaty single malt e.g. Laphroaig http://www.laphroaig.com/

  18. SuperB 03/27/2009 15:03

    Vulcan, thanks but I am aware of it….just never had the pleasure of the taste.

  19. SuperB 03/27/2009 15:04

    WEEKEND bitches…

    everyone have a good one. Imma go root BIG 12 bitches….

  20. heyjoe 03/27/2009 15:04

    Does it come w/ a free sample of Crystal Meth?

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