tila tequilla is a big star

March 2, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I don’t like those goddamn Vietnamese because they tried with great vigor to kill my dad for several years, but I do like Asian chicks with big tits.  Needless to say my penis is in quite the quandary right now.  When last seen he was down by the ocean, sitting on a rock and watching the sunset, trying to make sense of all this. 

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