I don’t like those goddamn Vietnamese because they tried with great vigor to kill my dad for several years, but I do like Asian chicks with big tits. Needless to say my penis is in quite the quandary right now. When last seen he was down by the ocean, sitting on a rock and watching the sunset, trying to make sense of all this.
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With big ole First titties…..
Can you get the HERP from the net?
She desperately needs paper-bagging her fugly inter-face.
When I was in Japan I bought a girl that looked like her out of a vending machine.
I really hate people who have done dick to deserve attention. But I’d rip this 3′5″ whore a brand new shiny snicker pincher.
That face is pure evil.
Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M “?
i know she’s a dirty whore… but i’d still hit it.
Tore up from the floor up. Blaargh.
C e l e b t i n g l e. C 0 M oughta’ aim higher. This one will be Craigslist restroom meet soon enough.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm There was a post here about her on Friday, stating “if only she had bigger tits”. (I responded that they were at least Ds and probably double Ds, but I now see that they are at least Es)
Yet today she is an “Asian chick with big tits”. The change of opinion is mighty interesting since I doubt she got implants within the last two days. Though I’m sure she had them at some point.
Viet Nam chicks like her give your father and countless other Viet Nam Vets the ability to close their eyes and relive the good parts of their tour while on top of their wives. Your an American hero Vince!
I still wouldn’t, Unless:
1. I were very drunk.
2. It was in her ass.
3. She kept her mouth shut except for the screams.
4. I wore a condom as thick as a Good Year Tire!
Her head looks like one of the Team America puppets in picture 6. Of course I’d hit it, but from behind so I wouldn’t have to look at those scary praying mantis eyeballs, then I’d kick her in her Ho Chi Minh trail and make my escape before she opens her sperm-burping gutter whore mouth and ruins it.
What the fuck is up with Asians wearing blue contacts? Always looks awful no matter who does it.