Yesterday Usher was one of the first black celebrities to say anything negative abut Chris Brown putting Rihanna in the hospital. When seen looking at this picture, Usher said…
"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo. C'mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man's on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?"
But even that was apparently too harsh, and Usher has now issued an apology.
"The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved."
I don’t happen to know any black people, and I haven't been hearing many black people condemn Brown for what he did, so I went over to Media Take Out. The site takes the controversial position that what Brown did was wrong, but the majority of the readers are too savvy to be fooled by the white media, and they know the truth, specifically that Rihanna beat herself up, she likes being beaten up, she beat him up, she started it, and the TMZ picture is a forgery. They say…
- "tHAT cAN'T bE hIS bLOOD? wE dON'T kNOW wHAT sHE dID 2 hIM…"
- "Oh and looking at her injuries, it doesn't look like she would be bleeding like that. No one knows what she did to Chris Brown. It could be his blood for all we know."
- "Thanks for revealing to everyone in graffic detail that Rhianna likes it rough…"
- "so, think about it folks if he punched her or slapped her you would see knuckles and/or a hand print on her face somewhere. do you see any of this?"
- "I THINK SHE IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM THE MEDIA REGARDING HWY IT REALLY HAPPENED, AND THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T GO ALONG WITH THE CHARGES……."
– "that crazy b!tch prolly beat her own self up…"
- "Man that could be from anywhere…..that blood could be from a honda civic!"
It kind of goes on and on like that for a while, and other than the theory about Honda Civics being hemophiliacs, the majority say the same thing, that this story is not a big deal. Another thing I discovered during my investigation is that Chris Brown is a little bitch. I also heard that he lactates, and he acts tough to overcompensate for that and his tiny tiny penis. In fact his penis is so small it's been declared a choking hazard for kids 0-3. True Story!
FIGZ!
ah shit, I thought I had it
A few hours later and Usher clips his own testicles off with an apology? I guess this means that Chris Brown is the Rush Limbaugh of hip hop.
and why are they taking quotes from the comments from another page. are our comments not good enough? oh wait… all we say now is:
NO MORE CHRIS BROWN POSTS!!!!
HEY! You filthy whore! You’re suppose to be at work, which I like to imagine is you in a collar, chained to a post with a swinging whip slapping your perky little ass on a 30 second rotation while you wash windows with only your tits all soaped up.
…annnnnd too many words. Will not read.
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16: So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Yes, Tip, I agree with you. I’d rather communicate by semaphore
I’m with Sean Connery…occasionally a chick is really asking for it and an open handed slap is not the end of the world. I’ve had women do the same thing to me and it’s just a way to sort of reset the tone of the conversation.
Beating the hell out of a woman is totally unacceptable.
Doesn’t this chick have a big brother or some fan boys that can handle this for her?
jtt – how much do you think I could charge by the hour to do that?!?
Usher, Usher, the ninja bum rusher!!
WhoD – A friend sent me that Connery interview with Barbara Walters. It is non-stop comedy.
Charge? You’d be all over it… I’d be on the other side slapping my dick against the window.
“Right there. Missed a spot. That’s a girl. Go for it!”
I lose braincells each time I comment on either of these idiots. Just shows everyone in ‘Merica that if you have a little money you can do whatever you want, with no consequences. Being black also helps.
(slaps Cali on the ass) Get Back to work Skank!
his penis is so small it’s been declared a choking hazard for kids 0-3
I’ll wait about a half hour and then check TMZ and such to see stories of Brown being a pederast.
Sensationalistic bastards.
I think i’ve exhausted my supply of Chris Brown/Rihanna/Ike Turner jokes so I really can’t come up with any more.
When’s lunch?
Good to see the black community is behind her in all of this. By that I mean in agreement that the bitch stepped out of line and needed to be put back in it by means of physical abuse.
Another 1up for the blacks!
And that Honda Civic comment? WTF does that even mean??
felching.
Doc – I never noticed before, but you’re totally right about the writing style…Brend0n never used complex sentence structure in his life.
Do my eyes deceive? Did Picnic Bear appear? Wow…that’s a blast from my lurking past.
The way I see it is this…if a chick hits a guy, she’s voided her “don’t hit me” card. I don’t hit, I don’t even do the smack on the arm “shut up!” thing you see in every bar in America on a Friday night. And god forbid any man raise his hand to me, he better hope I kill him before my dad and brother get hold of him. Game over.
Slaappy does not condone slaapping women just his pecker