"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo. C'mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man's on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?"
But even that was apparently too harsh, and Usher has now issued an apology.
"The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved."
I don’t happen to know any black people, and I haven't been hearing many black people condemn Brown for what he did, so I went over to Media Take Out. The site takes the controversial position that what Brown did was wrong, but the majority of the readers are too savvy to be fooled by the white media, and they know the truth, specifically that Rihanna beat herself up, she likes being beaten up, she beat him up, she started it, and the TMZ picture is a forgery. They say…
– "tHAT cAN'T bE hIS bLOOD? wE dON'T kNOW wHAT sHE dID 2 hIM…"- "Oh and looking at her injuries, it doesn't look like she would be bleeding like that. No one knows what she did to Chris Brown. It could be his blood for all we know." – "Thanks for revealing to everyone in graffic detail that Rhianna likes it rough…"- "so, think about it folks if he punched her or slapped her you would see knuckles and/or a hand print on her face somewhere. do you see any of this?"- "I THINK SHE IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM THE MEDIA REGARDING HWY IT REALLY HAPPENED, AND THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T GO ALONG WITH THE CHARGES……." – "that crazy b!tch prolly beat her own self up…" – "Man that could be from anywhere…..that blood could be from a honda civic!"
It kind of goes on and on like that for a while, and other than the theory about Honda Civics being hemophiliacs, the majority say the same thing, that this story is not a big deal. Another thing I discovered during my investigation is that Chris Brown is a little bitch. I also heard that he lactates, and he acts tough to overcompensate for that and his tiny tiny penis. In fact his penis is so small it's been declared a choking hazard for kids 0-3. True Story!