04.15.2009 angelia is pregnant

Star magazine will sometimes say just about anything but today they seem pretty confident with not one but two exclamation points in their headline that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again.  Also there's a catfight over Rob.

"Yes, Angie is pregnant." A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. "She's thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!"
Baby number seven couldn't be coming at a better time because the duo have been fighting since Angie caught Brad warmly comforting a nanny in February.
"They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible."

The temptation to get her pregnant again is understandable since this and this is what she looks like pregnant, but, wow, Brad must be a passionate man because the temptation to pull out on Angelina Jolie would seemingly never get old.  We could have sex every day for a hundred years and she might be scared that she was barren, but she would appreciate all the pineapple juice I’ve been drinking.


(298) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/15/2009 07:48

    She looks awesome pregnant and I’d obviously love to bang her, I bet her snatch smells like hot pennies and warm root beer about three months in.

  2. GeneralDouchery 04/15/2009 07:49

    She is aware that contraceptives exist right?

    I wonder if she does this shit just to piss off Jennifer Anniston…speaking of, shouldn’t we have another post about her today…seems like it has been awhile.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 04/15/2009 07:50

    It takes a village…to raise Bangelina’s brood…

  4. Willie Beamin 04/15/2009 07:51

    Really Angelina? Brad has to be ready to get out of this relationship…She is around 4 or 5 beers short of a six pack

  5. SuperB 04/15/2009 07:51

    I think she became catholic

  6. Mr. No Name 04/15/2009 07:51

    her picture is in the dictionary next to “dick sucking lips”

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 04/15/2009 07:51

    “the duo have been fighting since Angie caught Brad warmly ‘comforting a nanny’ in February.”

    So that’s what they call it when a penis enters a vagina nowadays…

  8. Willie Beamin 04/15/2009 07:52

    and that Twilight dude…its called the Sun buddy get a fucking tan

  9. Squabbler 04/15/2009 07:52

    Who the fuck is Angelia?

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 04/15/2009 07:53

    I wonder if the catfight is over who gets to dump the albino first…

  11. Willie Beamin 04/15/2009 07:53

    Squabble who the fuck is in your avi?

  12. Willie Beamin 04/15/2009 07:53

    r

  13. Zombie 04/15/2009 07:54

    Everytime I see Miley Cyrus’ rabbit grill I want to dropkick her in it… yet at the same time I imagine sticking my cock in it. Isn’t that weird?

  14. Sensei John Kreese 04/15/2009 07:54

    —”her picture is in the dictionary next to “dick sucking lips”"—

    No Name,

    We discussed this last week, but I’d put Topanga’s picture there instead.

    I came.

  15. Willie Beamin 04/15/2009 07:54

    Cali and SuperB I have a request…please reenact Squabbler’s AVI and send me the full pick

  16. Smeg McMuffin 04/15/2009 07:54

    What’s wrong with Brad Pitt? There HAS to be tons of hot ass in the world he could be banging that’s not as crazy as her.

  17. LoRider 04/15/2009 07:54

    Wow, Brad’s having sex with Angelina - go figure!

    I’m hoping the media firestorm that’s been trailing the chick with the 8 kids for the last couple of months will jump over to Angelina and Brad. How dare they continue having kids!

    And Angelina’s brood IS a village!

    Ride Lo

  18. CodPiece 04/15/2009 07:54

    and in another part of the world, Madonna is planning the biggest babyheist of them all …

  19. Paleomiz 04/15/2009 07:55

    Baby number seven couldn’t be coming at a better time because the duo have been fighting

    Yes, because nothing repairs a marriage better than spitting out another fetus

  20. RemSteale 04/15/2009 07:55

    Topanga for me too

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