Avril Lavigne had to be half-carried to her car last night by a friend and then two friends because that miserable bitch was too drunk to walk. With any luck they then dumped her in some haunted mystery spot from which there's no escape, that bends our laws of reality. Where you might see a gorilla eating a shark, or the USS Cyclops just sitting there on dry land.
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Fist?
WOOOHOOO!!!! Hell yeah, FIST!!!
I’d like to apply my fist to this dumb bitch’s face.
And I want to have sex with her, sounds like a perfect combination.
Deposit her in my basement and I’ll take it from there.
I’m really digging Avril’s drunk autistic/”mentally challenged” Little Red Riding Hood look.
It combines a couple of my fantasies, banging a drunk sped and banging LRRH… if I could some broads dressed like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz and Princess Leia and I’ll have a great fucking time.
BREAKING NEWS! Adult woman goes to bar gets drunk, story at 11!
so which race are you ass bags coming too?
Is she still married to whats his name…boy band jerk?
I like drunk skanky bitches.
I’ve always loved Avril.
Her, not her music. She strikes me as a ball buster. I need that. She also spits on people. Mmmmm, yea baby, you dirty flirt…
this has inspired me to start drinking now. Johnny black, here i come.
Two bad she had friends with her–she might have stumbled into an alley and gotten gang raped by some Crips
oh yeah
avril reminds me of that one bitch in your life you couldn’t stand but always wanted to do….
she deserves to go home, pass out in the recliner, then have me stand over her and whip out a load right in her mouth. If she chokes, she chokes!
Avril is as dumb as the come. Which I suppose is exactly what most guys look for in a woman.
But…
She’s Canadian. Fuck Canada.
PB, to continue what were were discussing previously;
Have you seen Laura Prepon’s MAXIM spread? HOOOOOOOOO-WEEEE!!!
LDD, Martinsville, October. Be there, Aloha.
B, did you know that Brittany Daniel and her sister were Doublemint twins? I did not. Okay, I didn’t care either, but whatever. I Wiki’d it.
“Where you might see a gorilla eating a shark”
Didn’t that happen already when Kong Kuntassian had to service her daddy?
So, it apprears that I missed the Canadian content so far today.
A) Avril is married to Sum 41 dork, who’s apparently Avril’s bitch and is pretty sick of it. She sucks and I apologize on Canada’s behalf for her.
B) Britney needs to know that BC weed rules.
C) Unrelated to today’s news, but I also apologize on Canada’s behalf for Seth Rogan. :S
i DID. and spank i did. but mila just gives me perma boner for the reasons i explained earlier. her and jolie, that filthy filthy girl.
DBA, uh….I care. That’ll add more to my spank bank. You mean to tell me there’s another gal out there that looks EXACTLY like Brittany? Can they both count as my #4?
PB, I’ll wait for a ruling on that…