04.08.2009 brace yourself for adventure

At first I thought Megan Fox was basking in her time with the paparazzi because it looked like an old lady passed her on the street, but then I saw a sign in the background and realized the pictures as I found them were simply in a backwards order.  Point being, if you’re ever worried your life might be boring, just remember that I spent the last 10 minutes analyzing pictures to find fixed landmarks so I could measure how fast an old lady may or may not walk.  There’s simply no chance you'll do anything sadder than that today.


(236) Comments

  1. FatOldElvis 04/08/2009 11:50

    Wow, I’m so turned on right now…

    Anyway, someone just get me a Pepsi please, all I want is a Pepsi, just one Pepsi…

  2. patrick bateman 04/08/2009 11:51

    so we meet again..

  3. DB's Treasure 04/08/2009 11:51

    She’d better brace herself…cause I’m comin in quick

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/08/2009 11:52

    I’ve just put a backpack on my dick so it’s ready for adventuring into Megan’s no doubtedly finely manicured and rainbow smelling snatch.

  5. DB's Treasure 04/08/2009 11:52

    COOOOOOOOOOME to Butthead….

  6. WhoIsThisGuy 04/08/2009 11:53

    How can 1 woman makin everything seem so sexy? She could sneeze and shit herself, Id still think highly of her.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 04/08/2009 11:53

    “There’s simply no chance you’ll do anything sadder than that today.”

    Wrong again, new posting dude, I just read your drivel disguised as a post on MF…

  8. DB's Treasure 04/08/2009 11:53

    Lizwaves, I’ll have you know that the tatoo on my ass is very sexy.

  9. CaIi27 04/08/2009 11:53

    skank

  10. Lizwaves 04/08/2009 11:53

    I will take your word for it.

  11. Old_Perv 04/08/2009 11:54

    And this is news? How?

  12. SuperB 04/08/2009 11:54

    She is hot, but wears the MOST atreocious mismatches shit ever.

    She shoud def just go naked.

  13. Death to Finkle! 04/08/2009 11:54

    Suicidal much, FOE?

  14. RedRage 04/08/2009 11:55

    Who, you made it through more than I have so far. I have taken notes from DB and Cod. I plan to check out #’s 162,118,102,93,86.

  15. SuperB 04/08/2009 11:56

    RR, I hear you. I have been pushing my IT limits every day, and I looked at a few before I got the email telling me to cease and disist from opening links that have pussies in em.

  16. FatOldElvis 04/08/2009 11:56

    ::gives DTF thumbs up::

    Just Institutionalized, DTF, just Institutionalized.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 04/08/2009 11:56

    “Point being, if you’re ever worried your life might be boring, just remember that I spent the last 10 minutes analyzing pictures to find fixed landmarks so I could measure how fast an old lady may or may not walk.”

    I could write a book about boring…but no one would ever be interested in that much ennui…

  18. Death to Finkle! 04/08/2009 11:56

    I do not care for the shoes. She could certainly park them under my (nonexistent) futon, but I no likey.

  19. Old_Perv 04/08/2009 11:57

    I had jeans with the knees worn out. I threw them in the garbage. Who knew they were high fashion.

  20. SuperB 04/08/2009 11:58

    I agree DTF, but I am not a fan of the weird wedge covered in twine-rope stuff myself either

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