
At first I thought Megan Fox was basking in her time with the paparazzi because it looked like an old lady passed her on the street, but then I saw a sign in the background and realized the pictures as I found them were simply in a backwards order. Point being, if you’re ever worried your life might be boring, just remember that I spent the last 10 minutes analyzing pictures to find fixed landmarks so I could measure how fast an old lady may or may not walk. There’s simply no chance you'll do anything sadder than that today.


















Wow, I’m so turned on right now…
Anyway, someone just get me a Pepsi please, all I want is a Pepsi, just one Pepsi…
so we meet again..
She’d better brace herself…cause I’m comin in quick
I’ve just put a backpack on my dick so it’s ready for adventuring into Megan’s no doubtedly finely manicured and rainbow smelling snatch.
COOOOOOOOOOME to Butthead….
How can 1 woman makin everything seem so sexy? She could sneeze and shit herself, Id still think highly of her.
“There’s simply no chance you’ll do anything sadder than that today.”
Wrong again, new posting dude, I just read your drivel disguised as a post on MF…
Lizwaves, I’ll have you know that the tatoo on my ass is very sexy.
skank
I will take your word for it.
And this is news? How?
She is hot, but wears the MOST atreocious mismatches shit ever.
She shoud def just go naked.
Suicidal much, FOE?
Who, you made it through more than I have so far. I have taken notes from DB and Cod. I plan to check out #’s 162,118,102,93,86.
RR, I hear you. I have been pushing my IT limits every day, and I looked at a few before I got the email telling me to cease and disist from opening links that have pussies in em.
::gives DTF thumbs up::
Just Institutionalized, DTF, just Institutionalized.
“Point being, if you’re ever worried your life might be boring, just remember that I spent the last 10 minutes analyzing pictures to find fixed landmarks so I could measure how fast an old lady may or may not walk.”
I could write a book about boring…but no one would ever be interested in that much ennui…
I do not care for the shoes. She could certainly park them under my (nonexistent) futon, but I no likey.
I had jeans with the knees worn out. I threw them in the garbage. Who knew they were high fashion.
I agree DTF, but I am not a fan of the weird wedge covered in twine-rope stuff myself either