Britney brought her "Circus" tour to Vancouver last night, but stopped the show for 45 minutes after just three songs because she thought she smelled marijuana. Radar Online says…
(She) left the stage dark and empty from about 8:30 p.m. until 9:05 p.m.; at about 8:45 p.m., a PA announcer told the crowd: "It’s become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers, including Ms. Spears. The show will resume as soon as the air around the stage is clear. The performance will not proceed until the air clears."
She returned to finish her set, but not before imparting a few words of wisdom to those in attendance: "Thank you Vancouver. Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cock out. Peace out mother fuckers!"
Ironically, Canada is pretty lax with their weed laws, so you would probably get in more trouble if you ran around with your cock out than you would if you got high. So Britney's advice would probably land you in jail, whereas if you do the exact opposite of her advice, the worst that will happen is you'll think "According to Jim" is just the funniest goddam thing you've ever seen.
WAA WAA WAA POT SMOKE.
Go to a Dave Matthews Band concert and get a contact high. Half the stadium is pot smoke.
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCING THEY JIGZ!!!
I wish a comet would have crashed into the venue and killed everyone there except the people who were smoking weed.
He’s pissing everywhere EXCEPT in the fucking glass.
All the random cock that bitch has inhaled and she is worried about a little smoke?
LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY
JEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiinss….
Well, I guess she would know the smell
blabla.
I need more tits. preferably firm perkies!
Finks, I do that scene from Desperado constantly. Usually to break tension or awkward moments…
…he pisses everywhere EXCEPT the motha fuckin glass!
Mornin mofos, great day to be alive!
I just love the avi, DTF..
Something about “don’t smoke weed” and “peace out motherfuckers” just doesn’t fit together in the same sentence. I can’t quite put my
hippie dreadsfinger on it.There’s a performer who knows her audience!
“We know!”
“It’s cause we PISS IN IT!”
“Rock out with your cock out”
Methinks the lady has a slight conflict of personality
Thanks, grub.
When he’s all tiptoe-in’ around, and steps on the bubble wrap….. Classic comedic cinema right there, kids.
Brit,
Medicinal use might help those nasty herpes outbreaks, umkay…
And every time I hear someone say “rock out with your cock out” I want to punch them in the face.
“The show will resume as soon as the air around the stage is clear. The performance will not proceed until the air clears.”
Wouldn’t the air only truly be clear roughly 30 minutes after the Twitney entourage left Vancouver?
There is a nasty rumor floating that she is pregnant again fyi
“All I got’s piss-warm Chango.”
“That’s my brand!”