A woman (specifically this one) was arrested yesterday in Calabasas for trespassing and disorderly conduct after she was caught looking into the windows at Britney Spears's house while wearing camouflage and holding a camera.
(She) was stopped by security guards and then turned over to the LA County Sheriff's Department on Thursday – hours before Brit was due to deliver the first of two Los Angeles shows on her Circus tour.
Authorities arrested Miranda Tozier-Robbins, 26, a fifth-season American Idol hopeful who auditioned with the Spears ballad "Everytime."
I don’t think someone thought this all the way through. Camouflage gets way less effective when you’re standing on someone's porch. Even Britney knows trees rarely walk from window to window.
I’m typing from prison.
don’t bend over DB
I’m pretty sure that humping DD would be boring as hell. I’m not really sure you’d know when it was even over.
shit, shoulda read the article before I commented
If she would have dressed like a Snickers bar, should could have gotten REEAALLL close to Brit.
I don’t get it. Britney was being stalked by the black Keeanu Reeves?
Damn, that is one scary looking stalker.
I think if I saw that looking through my window I’d shoot first
Wait DB is black?
“If she would have dressed like a Snickers bar…”
I was thinking a Marlboro menthol
“Wait DB is black?”
Only from the waist down…
…okay, that’s a blatant lie
GBB-you’re just saying that because i wouldn’t talk dirty to you via PM and give you some afternoon jerkoff fodder. i don’t come here to share my love life or talk about what a great lay i am. i also don’t feel the need to post naked pictures of myself on the internet. if i’m in the mood to post my beach bikini pics, then i’ll do it. but not because someone tells me to.
At this point stalking Britney is as lame as stalking Paula Abdul.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOONE!
rem,
diane was saying it hurt like hell to be put on a pedestal by me. she knows the only way to unattract me at this point is to show everyone her tits.
win/win motherfuckers.
DD–did he hit you up, too? he did the same to me. Fucking creepy.
Doc, that was before I knew you were old and rotten. Don’t worry about it happening again. blah.
Wait? GBB hassled you for jerk off fodder and now insults you??
Dude, not cool, thats the kind of behaviour a 12 year old indulges in.
Is that it? Are you a pre-teen? Having difficulty cracking the passwords on spank bank websites??
Seriously, folks, who’s in charge of printing up the “Team DB” and “Team Paleomiz” shirts?
It’ll be interesting to see the order counts.
DD/Doc: He asked me too. (i feel so dirty now)
“Miranda Tozier-Robbins, 26, a fifth-season American Idol hopeful”
American Idol = boot camp for crazies