04.29.2009 chris brown thinks this is unfair

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Chris Browns attorney was in court this morning attempting to have the case against his client thrown out because details have been leaked to the public.  Details such as, “he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (then) continued to punch her.  The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”  His attorney said…

“Leaks can form the basis for a motion to dismiss the case in regard to outrageous governmental misconduct.”

I think he means that evidence photo.  And if so his request seems pretty reasonable.  If the jury pool sees a picture after Brown repeatedly punched Rihanna in the face, they may get the impression that Brown repeatedly punched Rihanna in the face.  I don’t like the idea of the public seeing so-called “evidence” in trials.  How about we give Chris a true-false test to see if he did it, or throw him in a well and see if he floats.

(152) Comments

  1. mds324 04/29/2009 09:40

    Whoa .. where did everyone go?

  2. Just the Tip 04/29/2009 09:41

    Well, I think he has a fair complaint. We should just do this old school… welll before all the media was around to spoil the fairness of any given trial…

    Someone find a fucking tree, I’ve got the rope.

    …and grab OJ while you’re at it, that sonuvabitch definitely was wrong with all the media attention. The man deserves a retrial.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/29/2009 09:42

    Beating the shit out of someone more famous than you seems like a great way to become famous yourself. Now I just need to figure out what celebrity I want to kick the shit out of.

  4. Willie Beamin 04/29/2009 09:43

    WhhAAAAAAAAAA….it is so unfair

  5. Willie Beamin 04/29/2009 09:45

    BSDC that list would be huge

  6. Cum Donor to Celebs 04/29/2009 09:45

    They should dismiss this case….

    …that bitch grabbed his cell phone….

    You know how much those things cost???

    Oh yeah…nothing

  7. Just the Tip 04/29/2009 09:45

    I for one, don’t think enough details have been leaked.

    For instance, does Rhi do anal? This is a pertinent fact.

  8. yourmomsucks 04/29/2009 09:45

    you piece of shit. you don’t hit women. asshole.

  9. Lo Rider 04/29/2009 09:46

    What difference does it make whether he can get a fair trial or not? You know if he gets a “jury of his peers” he’ll be let off for insufficient evidence or due to police ineptitude for planting the blood in her mouth.

    If she gives you the itch
    Slap the bitch

  10. Just the Tip 04/29/2009 09:46

    Thanks for that contribution, Joseph.

  11. Something to take the Edge off 04/29/2009 09:46

    WTF happened to this shithole?

    Ah, fuck it back to drinking at work

  12. Zombie 04/29/2009 09:48

    Observer, are you and MephJeff related? Or is just coincidence there are 2 old farts on this site that grow extremely bitter everytime they see a younger guy doing better than they thought was ever possible? Go twitter about it, I’m sure LDD will read it once he gets done unloading his obese wife from the Yukon.

  13. Lo Rider 04/29/2009 09:48

    Umm, Joseph (Mr Warhol), why would you take the time to pick out an avatar for this site and then post something like that? Dead women get motorboated on this site with alarming appeal and somehow joking about Rihanna losing the boxing match with CB is out of bounds?

    You should really head on over to MSNBC or something more akin to your sensibilities.

    I’m just saying

  14. GeneralDouchery 04/29/2009 09:50

    I have really been starving for a CB update. Thank Christ we could have the same picture even with all the formatting changes.

  15. Just the Tip 04/29/2009 09:50

    Seriously Z?

    You think your bullshit schoolyard taunts are worthwhile enough to repost from the previous thread?

  16. Cum Donor to Celebs 04/29/2009 09:50

    Zombie

    Meph-Jeff hates me more than you….so we may be sisters…..

    People don’t buy SUVs because of obesity…..that’s what Lincoln town Cars are for….

    They buy SUVs due to excess children

  17. TD Tech Biatch 04/29/2009 09:50

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  18. pepper 04/29/2009 09:51

    I am here, see me?

  19. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!!!!! 04/29/2009 09:51

    I’m pretty sure it’s okay to hit women as long as it’s with the back of the hand. It was learned to me in school.

  20. pepper 04/29/2009 09:51

    ahahahahaahahahahahaha!

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