everyone hates madonna

The US had a good run but it seems that Madonna has decided to bail on London and return to the Colonies, and she’s making plans to spend the summer in the Hamptons. As always her magnetic personality leaves a trial of smiles wherever she goes, in this case a vineyard on the island where she wanted to keep her horses.

Madonna then presented the estate with a 10-page list of demands, according to our source. Among the stipulations were that “no one could be in the riding ring at the same time she was. It was laughable. They turned her down flat.”

Her rep denies this but considering Madonna gave Guy Ritchie a list of demands telling him what to do when their kids stay with him (here) and once forced 25 students and their teacher to leave a yoga class at Reebok in NYC so she could have the room to herself (here), nothing about this sounds out of character.It’s no wonder the Hamptons don’t want her.  I’d rather live next door to a gay rapist with a key to my house than Madonna, or even just a cage filled with deadly bees.