“For the record, I am a size 2”

Kim Kardashian must not think very much of us, because on her blog today she says she offended by an article in Us Magazine that shows her picture in an article about Forever 21 and their new “plus sized” line.  It doesn’t say she needs them or wears them or anything about her weight or size in any way, just that she is a fan of Forever 21.  Nonetheless, she writes:

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.  

It’s no secret that designers have “vanity sizing”, meaning a designer size 2 is actually around a 6 or 8.  So if you’re famous you can just call stuff whatever you want and the rest of us are just supposed to play along.  So Kim can get a Vons Club card and tell us she’s a Admiral in the Navy now, and she won an Olympic gold medal after completing a strip aerobics class at Crunch.

DECEPTIVE UPDATE – size 2 ass, yesterday in Mexico.