04.28.2009 hef wants holly back

It was early October when Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially broke up, but really it had been over for about two months before that.  Still, Hef says in a new interview that Holly is the “love of his life” and  he’d welcome her back anytime.  Things like her current boyfriend and his current girlfriend don’t seem to be a problem.  Fox News says…

…the 83-year-old mogul still has super strong feelings for the 29-year-old pin-up. Hef told Los Angeles Confidential he’d welcome Madison back with open arms.
So where does that leave things with his new top squeeze Crystal Harris?
“How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old,” Hef said.
(But) it doesn’t look like a reunion will happen any time soon.
“I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef,” Madison (said). “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”

What a sad story.  Especially when you consider that this (NSFW) is Crystal Harris (and this and this and this, all NSFW).  He’s gotten her huge implants since then, when she was Playboys Co-Ed of the Week in October, but so what.  She’s only 20, and he has to have sex with her.  So much suffering in the world, it can break your heart if you let it.

(136) Comments

  1. SinDs 04/28/2009 10:29

    hef has a “love of his life”?!

  2. thisiswhatidoatwork 04/28/2009 10:31

    When is he gonna die already?

  3. Observer 04/28/2009 10:33

    Why are “Co-ed” only girls?

    Shouldn’t College attending females be identified as sluts and whores?

  4. DarkCherry 04/28/2009 10:33

    she has a boyfriend? i thought her and that lame magic dude broke up.

  5. damnitjim!! 04/28/2009 10:33

    it was an illusion. just like hef’s boner.

  6. mephistopheles jefferson 04/28/2009 10:34

    Ah, T & A. Good note to leave on. Fucking around on here for hours has given me quite the hunger. Having pork chops. Fuck swine flu.

  7. CodPiece 04/28/2009 10:35

    I bet Hef’s penis looks like silly putty

  8. DB's Treasure 04/28/2009 10:35

    I’d snort the swine flu straight from this bitch’s rectum. I swear, I’d haymake my mother over the skull with a handtruck to taste Holly’s vagrino.

  9. Long_Duk_Dong 04/28/2009 10:35

    do not find her attractive…
    but i would do her

  10. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 04/28/2009 10:36

    how fucking desparate do you have to be or how big are your daddy issues, that letting hef slide his flaccid salami in you sounds like a good idea?

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 04/28/2009 10:36

    “Hef told Los Angeles Confidential he’d welcome Madison back with open arms.”

    Too bad Madison has been welcoming the rest of the world with open thighs…

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 04/28/2009 10:36

    you’d do Bea Arthur….today
    so what does that tell ya

    JK

  13. SinDs 04/28/2009 10:37

    DD, i have to agree with you. do not want. ick.

  14. THC 04/28/2009 10:37

    Little Bunny Boo Hoo

  15. Observer 04/28/2009 10:37

    Diane…..

    Can a flaccid slami BE slid in?

    I do envy Hef……I would wish to have his kind of money so that when I was old…I could hire young chicks to walk around my house naked….

    Like Charlie Chaplin did before he died…

  16. Observer 04/28/2009 10:38

    Rick (P)….

    You have been on fire lately….

  17. damnitjim!! 04/28/2009 10:38

    i would NOT permit hef to t-bag me.

  18. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 04/28/2009 10:39

    prolly not, obs.

    how about crammed in with a wooden spoon?

  19. DB's Treasure 04/28/2009 10:39

    Duk, when you’re right you’re right…

    …Dick

  20. FatOldElvis 04/28/2009 10:40

    What the fuck is she wearing a chameleon dress or something? It’s blending into the wall and it’s giving me a headache.

    And if it is a chameleon dress, shouldn’t it be imitating what’s directly behind it? Like her tits and cam toe?

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