heidi klum is pregnant

Heidi Klum is so impossibly gd good looking that, even when you combine her DNA with Seals, hers is so hot the result is a cute kid.  She could probably mate with an actual seal and the result would still be a kid better looking than 90 percent of earth.   And its a good thing too because those two are at again.  
Sources confirm that the supermodel mogul is expecting her third child with music-man hubby Seal.The couple has two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, 3, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, 2. Seal is also the adoptive father of Klum's daughter, Helene "Leni" Klum (who turns 5 on May 4), whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.A source tells me that Klum, 35, is a little less than four-months pregnant.
Heidi is the best case scenario of what happens when a girl is too good-looking and no guy ever tells her to shut up.  She really is a complete dork, but in a harmless and even adorable way.  So she makes Seal do stuff like this and this, and she goes more and more insane every Halloween, but she'll also pay for a yacht and then walk around topless (1,2) and even serve you lunch that way (bam).  So yeah, a few Disney parades and face paint seem worth it.  Hell, I would blow a homeless guy on stage at my high school reunion to get on top of Heidi as many times as Seal has. [gallery ids="94302,94312,94331,94332,94342,94351,94361,94371,94381,94391"]

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