04.16.2009 heidi klum is pregnant

Heidi Klum is so impossibly gd good looking that, even when you combine her DNA with Seals, hers is so hot the result is a cute kid.  She could probably mate with an actual seal and the result would still be a kid better looking than 90 percent of earth.   And its a good thing too because those two are at again.  

Sources confirm that the supermodel mogul is expecting her third child with music-man hubby Seal.
The couple has two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, 3, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, 2. Seal is also the adoptive father of Klum's daughter, Helene "Leni" Klum (who turns 5 on May 4), whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.
A source tells me that Klum, 35, is a little less than four-months pregnant.

Heidi is the best case scenario of what happens when a girl is too good-looking and no guy ever tells her to shut up.  She really is a complete dork, but in a harmless and even adorable way.  So she makes Seal do stuff like this and this, and she goes more and more insane every Halloween, but she'll also pay for a yacht and then walk around topless (1,2) and even serve you lunch that way (bam).  So yeah, a few Disney parades and face paint seem worth it.  Hell, I would blow a homeless guy on stage at my high school reunion to get on top of Heidi as many times as Seal has.

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  1. smells like ass 04/16/2009 06:55

    No more Ninjas!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/16/2009 06:57

    Seal should wear face paint all the time that ugly fuck. Yes I’m jealous he gets to rail Heidi Klum on a regular basis.

  3. Crabbus 04/16/2009 06:59

    FUCK A TITTYSTICK I HOPE BRENDON GETS HI-RES OF CHELSEA HANDLER IN ALLURE BECAUSE FUCK I WOULD ENJOY MY TONGUE ON EVERY INCH OF THAT WOMAN JESUS CRUNCH COCKS WHOA

    (OK SAME FOR DD, THREESOME MAYBE? :D :D :D)

  4. Observer 04/16/2009 06:59

    That kid needs a haircut

  5. SuperB 04/16/2009 07:02

    They make cute babies, but DAYUM…can people stop with the kids!

  6. RemSteale 04/16/2009 07:02

    Hmm, a Crabbus post that makes sense, is there a fake Crabbus??

  7. Zombie 04/16/2009 07:03

    Good morning fellow WithLeathernites. So, what did I miss?

  8. DB's Treasure 04/16/2009 07:03

    SPEAKING of the Maury show…take a look at that banner pic!

  9. androiddrew 04/16/2009 07:03

    I’m homeless. Tell me where to show up.

  10. Long_Duk_Dong 04/16/2009 07:03

    damn darkies

  11. Crabbus 04/16/2009 07:03

    AROUSAL CHANGES EVERYTHING

  12. Observer 04/16/2009 07:04

    Is she kidnapping a kid like Madonna does?

  13. entropissed 04/16/2009 07:04

    That’s Seal and Scott Hartnell’s baby

    LET’S GO PENS

  14. Observer 04/16/2009 07:05

    She makes me “Klum” just looking at her tit pictures….

    …well, maybe not “just looking”…

  15. maestro2111 04/16/2009 07:05

    i fucking hate seal. heidi on the other hand … i would pay alot of money to lick her ass!!!

  16. sir ripatwat 04/16/2009 07:05

    corbin bleu junior?

  17. RemSteale 04/16/2009 07:06

    Go and have a look at the Hugh Jackman Celebuzz link at the very top of the page, laughed my fucking arse off

  18. SuperB 04/16/2009 07:06

    entropissed…

    funny sir, funny.

    ::slips off Hartnell wig and puts it in the drawer::

  19. SinDs 04/16/2009 07:06

    that is one cute kid! fuckin a, that woman can do anything!

  20. RemSteale 04/16/2009 07:07

    I like Heidi Klum, she has a sense of humour and actually produces her own babies.

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