how is this legal?

By brendon April 13, 2009 @ 12:06 PM

What sexual predator decided that the press is allowed to shove their camera up a girls skirt as long as the girl is famous?  How can that be?  Can they chop off locks of her hair and sell it too?  Is that any worse than this?  It's not like Jessica Simpson is 30-feet-tall – she could double in size and still bathe in the sink – and yet here are pictures of her essentially naked ass yesterday on the way to Easter brunch.   You can't even tell it's an ass.  It could just as easily be a fat kids arm, or a close-up of a muppets face.

(162) Comments

  1. TopherRyan 04/13/2009 13:00

    figz you nigz

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/13/2009 13:01

    Nice, I can practically smell her asshole in these pictures.

    Well done paparazzi, I salute you.

  3. Michael Hunt 04/13/2009 13:02

    Woah man, I’m totally masturbating to this.

    *masturbates*

  4. ohmwrecker 04/13/2009 13:03

    What the hell has she been sitting on? A tractor?!

  5. Chubb Norris 04/13/2009 13:04

    goddamn underwear.

  6. ohmwrecker 04/13/2009 13:04

    Has her pussy gained a little weight?

  7. SuperB 04/13/2009 13:04

    I got nothing…really…this is not even a good upskirt…

  8. TopherRyan 04/13/2009 13:04

    I for one and thankful she is not winking

  9. Old_Perv 04/13/2009 13:05

    Ass.

  10. Observer 04/13/2009 13:05

    Since when is this NOT legal?

  11. pump 04/13/2009 13:05

    I’d prefer a full frontal nudity, or at least a topless shot but this will do.
    *fapfapfapfapfap

  12. GeneralDouchery 04/13/2009 13:05

    See, if she would just do this all the time she’d be hot. I just know she is going to speak at some point and in doing so erase the sexual desire built up by these pictures.

  13. Rokan 04/13/2009 13:06

    I’ll admit that I am not above giving a nice pair of cotton panties a good “sniff.”

    Those things are wedged so far up her ass that if she said “Ahh,” and stuck her tongue out you could probably see the tag.

  14. Chubb Norris 04/13/2009 13:06

    Her ass looks like Lefty has been drilling it into the futon mattress.

  15. Old_Perv 04/13/2009 13:06

    I think her ass ate her underwear.

  16. CodPiece 04/13/2009 13:06

    That’s the biggest vag i’ve ever seen!

  17. pump 04/13/2009 13:07

    I think her ass ate my brain.

  18. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/13/2009 13:07

    You know that’s actually kind of gross… I think I’m going to be sick…

    Then I’m going to look at those pics of Kate Beckinsale again.

  19. Chubb Norris 04/13/2009 13:07

    Perv, her ass has been eatin’ fried choklit from the looks of things.

  20. TopherRyan 04/13/2009 13:07

    I wish boys wore skirts for this very reason

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