We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.