We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
All that roid rage, and he still didn’t snap.
What a little trooper!
wow.
fuck, no lilo or brit post.
current mood: pissed >:(
i think this was a pretty funny post by br3ndon. not bad!
and i definitely thought that sounded like the real cali, then had to double check.
Whatcha gonna do! When the giant pythons of Hulkamania run wild on you! Brother!
::flexes muscles::
Sin, don’t worry…I had to check as well…
how long before Linda Hogan files some legal crap about how she now fears for her life??
Mel Gibson laughs at the Hulk’s laughable money problems.
I too understand OJ, but for completely different reasons. I thought the Naked Gun screenplay was totally worth doing.
He always has brook…
i call her LL or linds not lilo.
O.J.’s biggest mistake?
Cutting the head almost entirely off….made him seem like some kind of terrorist…
He should have just choked her…..live fast…die young….leave a pretty corpse….
Those closed casket funerals can really turn a crowd against you…..
but i just call my pussy “loosey”
Maybe his wife didn’t like him banging their daughter.
Fake Cali actually got a chuckle out of me on that one. It’s kind of impressive that he’s kept at it so long.
haha, “loosey”
correction super b…hgh.
“loosey” made me in the mood to listen to some B-Boys..
I hear this Adam Sandler voice in my head going
“Can I touch the hiney?”