We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
Headly, you should get tested for STDs or HIV. You never know where that dildo’s been.
Doc, I just got back. Discuss it with me, please.
The Hulkster should shove a giant knife up her twat like the Lust scene from Se7en and blame it roid rage
Cali, I have been a victim as well. It is why I stick to flats most of the time.
It was fucking funny though.
Is there any guy here man enough to admit he’s gotten a facial before? (not THAT kinda facial, you sick fuck) I only ask cause the one time I got one was from this heavy set 45 - 50 year old woman. Her hands felt like such magic I was ready to tear off her smock and make love to her.
Paleomiz, do you have a Twitter account?
What is a Twitter account and why would I want one?
Massive, unless that dildo was blood soaked, fresh out of the woman’s vag, I say: Highly unlikely.
Hulk–
Stalking your wife and confronting her about the guy she is fucking behind your back? Shit bro, that’s what trophy’s do. Trophy’s are like walking endocrine reactions, they fulfill needs.
Oh thanks, Massive. Shit, one more thing to worry about, lol! That fucking thing was huge, too. I thought he was attacking me with a fuckign Bowie knife.
DB, was that woman’s name Peter North?
DB, when I was in cosmo school we used to have to con family and friends into coming in and letting us used them as “practice”.
I got my dad to go on facial day….I thought he would kill me.
“Headly, you should get tested for STDs or HIV. You never know where that dildo’s been.”
Is it possible to get crabs of the face?
Lemme get this straight: She married a professional wrestler, bore him two idiot children, spent all his money, dumped him, took his house and is letting her 19 year old boyfriend drive his car?
How is this ugly bitch still alive?!
Doc you remember that? I found that scene somewhat uncomfortable and try to forget it. Wait… Wait… I’m forgetting… Done.
“DB, was that woman’s name Peter North?”
Okay, even I laughed at that.
i have facebook, myspace, and twitter. they are all maxed out with pics of myself, it’s a wonder they don’t start charging me! LOL
I still just LOVE this picture of “the Hulkster” oiling up his daughter’s ass.
Tito, you know that saying “better be safe than sorry”. Who knows, maybe the husband pissed on it of something, or worse tried it on inside his asshole.
Headly, good thing it wasn’t a vibrating version. The batteries give it more weight, which means more damage and more humiliation on your wound.
Now dumb fall down bitch is hobblig around and gonna go to the dr.
I don’t think stupidity and inability to walk should be grounds for a Work Comp Claim….
I use those pore strip thingies but that’s about it
Sup - OMG ROFL i bet that is a hoot, just like your face.