We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
It was, Massive. Broke the bottom of it when he hit me, several D cells went into the drink with me, according to several of my cackling friends. Assholes….
DB, glad to be at your service. Speaking of you getting that facial, did that woman put those cucumber slices onto your eyes?
Fake Cali, please provide links or didn’t happen.
Sup, is the injured girl at your office hot? Because I get kind of turned on when girls fall down.
No, actually she didn’t, massive. She put a wet hot wash cloth across my eyes.
SupB, those injuries usually occur on Fridays, don’t they?
“My arm! I think it’s broken!” On the Golf course an hour later.
Sup - that actually sounds like a great way to get the weekend started early…
massive i will pm them to you. all my other peeps just request and i will send. :)
Massive, you really wanna start a discussion about ways to get yourself HIV or STDs? Ok. Pissing or shitting won’t give you HIV. Thank you. that’s my knowledge of the subject.
What the fuck kind of vibrator doesn’t use batteries?!
Does Black & Decker make one you plug into the wall?
Doc?
Headly, batteries were INVOLVED? That changes everything. Well not really, but the batteries might have STDs.
Ohm, I agree, it’s better than date rape when they’ve gone unconscious and can’t get up.
omfg i just sharted down my leg. brb peeps!
Ohm, there are vibes that actually plug in…
just sayin
Tito, that wasn’t my intention. But it depends on who’s pissing/shitting on who, and into which hole.
Ohm, I thought Headly said “dildo” at first, which does not imply an electric one.
and Ohm, she is kinda retarded looking and an uber bitch…
if you fuck her in the ass while she’s down, id laugh.
“Ohm, there are vibes that actually plug in…”
Thank God this wasn’t one of them. I don’t think I would have liked shuffling off this mortal coil in a demented version of the “hairdryer in the bathtub” way out.
“Ohm, there are vibes that actually plug in…”
Can you imagine if that bastard short circuited???
Doc - You can use twitter to promote your radio show, for starters.
“there are vibes that actually plug in…”
No way. That’s the opposite of sexy.
never go to the doctor if you get hurt on the job. they’ll make you take a drug test
Sup, I think those are officially called “massagers”. Are they phallic?
Headley’s story actually would of been funnier if he was hit with a vibrator with a cord hanging off of it.