We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
The Hogans put the fun in dysfunctional.
Agreed GeneralDouchery, these two should be on Mel’s legal team.
I’m sticky with the last thread….
…I’ve got that thing on infinite loop
sticking
“us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”
I thought B had taken care of that already…
I’m surprised the Hulkster hasn’t popped that kids head off like a steroid-induced pimple.
Hey, Zombie, what did I miss at lunch?
::lunges back from Zombie’s switchblade::
Whoa, jesss kiddin, buddy!
(P)…I try..I really try.
That made me chuckle, Headly.
Jesus, I just ate a huge lamb and potatoes lunch, and am about to pass out. Can’t…reach…the coffee…maker…
Red Bull Meph, it makes the world go round.
meph, if you ate a ton of lamb and potatoes I think the last thing you want in your stomach after that is coffee. You’ll turn your pants and chair into a nuclear holocaust
20,000 square foot house…. is that living space. I am sure it seems nice. But it would be a bitch to cool. 20,0000 square foot house… that they can afford, but to have hair that is a color that is found in our color spectrum they cannot do…
I hope Hogan O.J’s himself. Not before Spector-ing his wife Benet-ing his daughter and as luck would have it Hogan-ing his son in a car.
“but i just call my pussy “loosey”"
Fake Cali’s starting to turn me on, which means real Cali isn’t doing that good of a job.
Testiclees - You just won the thread.
Hi, Headley! I never heard about the big party at your friend’s house on the Ponchartrain. Since you’re here, I’m guessing nothing huge happened or the bail was pretty low.
I hope Hogan O.J’s himself. Not before Spector-ing his wife Benet-ing his daughter and as luck would have it Hogan-ing his son in a car.
That made me smile while typing it.
Hulk should totally OJ Brooke’s penis.
I wonder if Hitler was a good lay.
DB - Damn you, sir. Damn you straight to hell.
“I wonder if Hitler was a good lay.”
Probably not while in the USSR.