We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
Obs, I can’t even think about that without seeing the scene in my mind from Little Nicky where he is getting the pineapples shoved up his ass
Obs - I would assume he’d probably front load a lot of hard thrusts but it would be over in a few seconds.
Observer - The man only had one testicle. Which means he came like a leaky faucet.
Meph, coffee fuels my ass to the moon, man.
Jesus, I just ate a huge lamb and potatoes lunch, and am about to pass out. Can’t…reach…the coffee…maker…
MJ, don’t forget to Twitter that.
I wonder if Hitler tattooed a swastika around his sphincter. Told the allies where their cocks could land.
Hitler probably wasn’t the most attentive lover, either, if you catch my drift. Being a total mysophobe, I doubt he ate Eva’s snatch out very often. Guys like him can fuck the world, but can fuck their wives. Pretty interesting.
Smells Like Ass - I already did. You can follow my tweets at http://www.twitter.com/mephjeff
Thanks for being a useful idiot for me, buddy.
I can only imagine what Hitler’s Twitter updates would be like…
“Adolf is: reading a book…JK! LOL!!1!!”
Meph Jeff are you saying Hitler was a bit of a jew in bed…I mean greedy greedy was a better word.
I just bleep and twittered all over myself.
Unbelievably, there is a SmellsLikeAss twitter account. I can only assume it’s our delightful friend. Except he has no followers.
::sad face emoticon::
Ahh the ones with the big man tudes are always the ones lacking in the pants….
I am very humble….
MJ, your pile of shit gets bigger with every post.
I am in the process of creating a Masturbation race……
…I always win….
You’re only going to wind up fucking yourself in the end Obs.
I keep forgetting that this is around the time this place gets slow…
Obs, the problem with that would be the lack of procreating to further the race.
Cloning, on the other hand…
Actually DB, it’s been full of retards all day.