We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
smells like ass - Conversely, we all walk away a little better off from your poignant insights.
Hey, you want me to follow you on Twitter? I just have a hard time breaking your follower cherry. That zero looks so sad.
The_Greek_God_Test….
“You’re only going to wind up fucking yourself in the end Obs”
Contrary to my eClaims…..it’s not really long enough for that……..
Phuckin A, Hulk! Welcome to the world of divorced guys all over the world! Like Chris Rock said, “I don’t agree with it, but I understand!”
Ride Lo
DBT, until SuperB puts up a new avi.
I figured one of you would getta kick out of my avy…my genius, yet again, goes unnoticed.
Is it an OJ photo over Hulk’s face? Damn DB, your Photoshop skills are phenomenal!
DBT, now I see it. Too bad this site restricts avi size.
It should say “I OJed!”
MJ, you dick head. You must be starved for attention.
I’m not on Twitter.
Zombie, it’s actually MS Paint. I don’t have a clue as to use photoshop.
“Is it an OJ photo over Hulk’s face? Damn DB, your Photoshop skills are phenomenal!”
That OJ photo looks like a passport photo on a wrestler’s business card.
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit
Paul Harvey => “Next story.”
Mr. No Name, your name is back.
What’s with the chihuahua with the comb over?
Froggy went a courtin he did ride…. c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- Crambone
Ha.. MephJeff created a smellslikeass Twitter account in an attempt to make SLA look as pitiful as he does.
smells like ass - Absolutely. The idea that I’m too hungover to work and too tired to do anything but type is far too simple to be true.
You’re the one who called me out. And for that I thank you - I enjoy slapping morons around even more than I like making weird comments on celebrities. I owe you a debt of gratitude.
DBA, I spent ten minutes writing a response to you about the party and lost my internet connection. FACK. I’ll try again.
Zombie - Right. And you’re Smells Like Ass, Fake Cali, etc.
Top 10 Reasons Why NOT To Fuck Your Bestfriend’s 17 Year Old Daughter:
I’m following smells like ass….
He’s quite funny withing a 140 character limit…
Is there a “keyboard” fuck-you I can use on my Twitter?