We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
I’d like to see a fake Zombie, operated by the real Zombie of course.
Speaking of famous historical figures….
Where the fuck is Pepper?
Is he still on FaceBook?
#10. Because my bes friends daughter is really 9?
Ewww…that even grosed me out!
It’s a hypothetical.
#10: You’ll have nothing to give her for her 18th bday
“Top 10 Reasons Why NOT To Fuck Your Bestfriend’s 17 Year Old Daughter:”
#1- You’d have to start calling your best friend “daddy”.
#9. You need to borrow your best friend’s lawnmower every summer.
SuperB
I would NEVER try to fuck a 9 year old…..
…I am disgusted by “Cougars”…
I’m sorry, I just can’t get over how miserable a guy must be to have a Twitter account.
The only thing sadder than a guy who blogs on Twitter is the people that actually read it.
#7- Your best friend will have to pay for his daughter’s abortion, as well as his fist being removed from your anus.
#8 He has satellite TV and a kickass wine cellar.
Clint’sPenis is on twitter….
…it is quite humorous
“I’m sorry, I just can’t get over how miserable a guy must be to have a Twitter account.”
Come on, Zombie, you’re NOT sorry.
Well, that and Rush fans.
Zombie - Technology is lost on the myopic. What’s going to be funny is when you do get a Twitter account, which everyone will in 2 years. And then you’re going to be bragging about how you knew of twitter back when, ‘cuz you seem like that type of douche to me.
But I’ll follow you when you do.
#6: His son has a tighter ass
(I just offended myself)
#6. Her mother’s much hotter.
Rush??
Didn’t they break up?
# 5 - because you suddenly remembered you fucked her mom 17 years ago…….
Cod, in a twisted way…we were on the same wave length.