We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
#5- You can’t hire your best friend lawyer to defend your jailbait act with his daughter at a discount.
just don’t cross the streams
Meph-Jeff…..
I hardly consider “Twitter” to be “technology”….
it’s like a slow-motion text-messaging…..
…in that you “cycle” it through a website…instead of direct to a phone handset….
….but it does seem like a great way to get people to “buy-in” to spam…..
#3- Calling him “grandpa” when you got his daughter pregnant.
Meph, unlike you I don’t follow the hip trends of today to fit in with everybody else. I don’t need a blog to write about my daily experiences and moods for others to read in hopes to ease my personal insecurities.
Duk wins.
#4 - Been there, done that
#4 b/c you’re scared it might ruin your chances with her 14 year old sister
Observer - Twitter search is now second only to google. I use it to track trends and do market research, as well as promotions. It’s the fastest acting piece of technology I’ve seen since I got into this industry. But what do I know…
Z - That’s cool.
#3 you would but you heard her grandma gives great head…you grandmama fucker you
Twitter - sounds like someone sucking on a breast-feeding tit using a straw.
#2. You still have the clap she gave you at her 15th birthday party.
Meph-Jeff..
Who knows what you know….?
…but as I said….I can see that Twitter is a great way to get
suckerspeople to buy-in to getting spammed…..#2 you have second thoughts because even though she’s hot, her dad said her twat smelled like lamb and potatoe farts
#1. The camera hidden in her room is enough to fill the fantasy.
#4- You might be having sloppy seconds after her father.
Obs - It’s really quite fascinating. I’m doing a whole webinar on it tomorrow…that is, if I can actually put the slide show together through this haze of death and shame I’m in right now. I just found out I was at one more bar than I remember…
#1: Her dad is Hulk Hogan
MephJeff throws himself a tea party everytime he gains a new follower on Twitter.