We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
obs - posts on twitter are called Tweets, not Twits.
just sayin’
*thinks of 9 different things that “faceplanting” could mean. Sup might have just gotten laid.
DM is twitter for email or PM. We need to standardize these terms…
apparently she got the heel of her shoe caught in the hem of her pants and took a step, BLaaaaMM
Cali27……
“obs - posts on twitter are called Tweets, not Twits.
just sayin’ ”
I truly love you, honey……
Thanks
A woman spilled face first on a treadmill in front of me once at the gym and I pulled my hood over my head and looked down and just laughed. My fucking. Head off.
Sup, is there a bar at your office?
I’m fucking crying with laughter for once in a long long long time……
I am trying really hard not to laugh out loud at seeing some bitch in the hallway just do a faceplant…
Why is she bitch? Is she skinny?
If she just layed there in pain you shoulda poked her with a stick.
DBA/Cod, I’ve tried twice to tell the story but lose my connection. In short, I intervened when this crazy motherfucker crashed the party and slapped his ex-wife. When I grabbed his left arm he swung what I thought was a big silver knife at my head with his right. I partially blocked but it still hit my eyebrow, splitting it open at the same time I stepped to counterpunch and fell into the pool.
It wasn’t a knife, it was her chrome vibrator and I had to sit in the emergency room for four hours to get two stitches.
That’s right. A crazed jealous ex-husband split my eyebrow with a silver dildo. And I wasn’t even the woman’s date. So needless to say, I’ve had better times. It’s a lot funnier now, but last Friday, I wasn’t so amused.
Meph-Jeff….
Has anyone already created a “Titter” site where they post boob pictures every five minutes….
…and they are called “Teats”…..rather than “twits”?
“Why is she bitch? Is she skinny?”
says the girl with the boat rudder nose…
Pap! I was hoping you would show up today.
Oh god..okay..whew, the tears have subsided now.
No Cali, not the same girl…the sound of her smacking off the tile was priceless…
Headly. Wow. I guess you should be glad it wasn’t the butt plug….
Headly, I’ve come to learn that any small cut deserving of 5 stitches or less can be taken care of with superglue and butterfly bandaids.
Cod, LMFAO!!!
No Pap, she was a bitch because she is truly a bitch…
The cops showed up to the party and asked if I wanted to press charges. Uh yeah, that’s what I want to do, so I can tell a judge and jury about how I got clocked with a big silver dick. Pass, thanks very much.