We could go back and forth all day trying to figure out who killed what, while throwing out a bunch of technical mumbo-jumbo about “murderer” this and “blood soaked” that, but you have to admit that OJ Simpson pays a lot less alimony than Hulk Hogan. A fact Hogan is very much aware of:
…his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month.
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
It’s nice such to see someone with such a “glass-half full” attitude. Some might say OJ went too far when he chopped that ladies head off, but Hulk sees beyond that one indiscretion. And also the other one. Maybe OJ had a point. And what about Hitler, let's talk about Hitler. A short sickly dark-haired Austrian who told Germany that “us tall strapping blond Germans should rule the world”. And they bought it. Quite the little salesman.
Man, that post acually was written well. New-Writer-Dude is on a roll. He made me chuckle yesterday with Shauna Sands’ hexagon tit and now a little joke about the fucking Germans. Way to go, Writer-Dude!
Oh, Jesus, Headley! That’s insane. Sorry ’bout your eye, but I must ask…why did he bring her vibrator?
Headly..
I really think you and I are cut from the same mold. It is prob for the best I skipped the NOLA tri.
Has anyone ever stitched their own wound? I don’t know why I carry health insurance.
good call, Headly. some things are better left unprosecuted.
Headly, you coulda slept with his wife and sprayed her with shart…
….HAHAHAHA I couldn’t type that without laughing and remembering your story….
By the way, I’m back, what did I miss, Zombie?
it’s merely a flesh wound
I assume we are no longer discussing Hulk and his not-so-secret desire to leave behind a bloody crime scene covered in his wife’s blood?
I use the superglue stuff too, DB, but this was in my eyebrow and didn’t want the hair all glued into it. And my buddy has a 7000 sq ft house and no fucking band-aids of any kind. WTF.
Ohm, I have not, but my brother is 10 years older than me, and did sports med as a major…I swear he would come home on the weekends from college and just prey my 10 year old ass would do something stupid so he could “fix” something.
Best is the 5 stitches I got on my finger that were with 5lb test fishing line.
Doc, I just got back. Discuss it with me, please.
Linda Hogan should just be happy she didn’t marry Chris Benoit.
DBA, he stalked her to the party and was going to confront her about being with some guy he suspected she was fucking during their marriage. it was her vibrator but I don’t know where he got it. Maybe he kept it or broke into her house. Dunno.
Yeah, SupB, it couldve gotten ugly had you been here. They might’ve run out of whiskey too.
Paleomiz, do you have a Twitter account?
ohm, I can barely pry a tick off my body without freaking out like a little girl. So I can’t imagine myself stitching myself up. However, when someone else does it? No problems at all.
Sup - i can picture it perfectly, only b/c i’ve done it before. cuffed pants are the devil.
I’ve had an 80 year old Burmese woman stitch a wound for me. They rubbed coke on the wound to numb me up.
“…he stalked her to the party and was going to confront her about being with some guy he suspected she was fucking during their marriage.”
Like that guy from Boogey Nights?
Oh and Cod? I AM glad it wasn’t the buttplug. Her ass wasn’t small!