I bet almost every one of us have had our heart broken at one time or another. It’s part of growing up. Those first few days it feels like the end of the world, and all you want to do is a cover story interview with Us magazine.
"It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on Monday.
Ronson broke it off with her last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of a party at the Chateau Marmont.
The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home (and) on Monday, Ronson's mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order.
"Everyone's turned on me." (She says) Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."
"I'm a f–king 22-year-old girl who's in love," she says. "I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie."
Celebrities love comparing their life to movies they’ve done (just like athletes have to always mention their sport in every commercial. “You’ll catch a touchdown of savings at John Elway Ford”), so Lindsay better hope people remember Mean Girls because that was released this month five years ago, and its probably the only movie people ever saw her in. If they forget that she’s screwed. “Will my love life clear up, like my skin in the ProActive commercial? I hope so. If only the heart came with a money-back guarantee.”
She’s one step closer to doing that porno and that’s a-okay in my book.
Keep on keepin’ on Lindsay.
Man I would have thought between the two, winehouse would be the first to go nuclear…
gawd, more of this crap?
Happy Ass-Wednesday everyone!
On a more serious note.. Mean girls wasn’t a movie.. It was a trud caught on celluloid… just calls em like I sees em.
who the hell is Drea De Matteo and maybe Blohan mis heard her and she said cum on me bitch
Why didn’t she compare her life to Herbie Full loaded.. she has definitely lived up to that as well.
Volkswagen is german for ugly lesbian in hats by the way…I am a teacher, I teach.
Drea De Matteo was Adrianna on The Sopranos
Booooring.
How many fucking breakdowns can one moderately successful actress have?
Go out, get drunk, get laid, get over it.
Morning, couldnt start this day without knowin how LiLo is doing. Now I can begin it.
HEYOOOO BITCHES
good morning!
on another note, I almost went all Lilo last night on someone at a fucking funeral….
thank god for valium
lindsay, i’m here for you baby. you don’t have to be alone. let me comfort you. and by comfort, i mean errupt all over your tits.
This meltdown should have it’s own reality show.
In fact, I’d pay for it if it were on ppv.
what? lesbian, or all out hysterical?
my condolences sup.
good day all! how’s everybody?
btw, couldn’t care less about lilo anymore.
have we seen ana faris’ tits yet? if yes, link please!
Now if she would just LOOK like Mean Girls again my penis would be at full attention.
Right now its half cocked for the lower half of B :D
I agree grubs…Anna is a cute little thing fo sure.
All good Grubs…people are just idiotic and totally disrespectful at times. I had a friend get in a carwreck, and her lesbian lover ended up pissing off my friends family, and doing all kinds of damage in the last week when they were struggling with the death of their daughter.
Should have cunt punted the bitch and wore her like a fucking showshoe.
Sensei…don’t we really have enough reality TV already?
RemSqueale, you are often harsh on celebrities concerning their private lives yet the one you idolize is married to this–
http://tinyurl.com/azmh7e
http://tinyurl.com/5f57gn
and Z, the powder blue news is old. but thanks for mentioning.
and I love only one cock, my own. I couldn’t care less about rem’s cock..
Lilo made my dick harder than a physics exam when she was in Mean Girls.
showshoe. fucking A. love that shit.