“i am so alone”

April 8, 2009 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

I bet almost every one of us have had our heart broken at one time or another.  It’s part of growing up.  Those first few days it feels like the end of the world, and all you want to do is a cover story interview with Us magazine.  

"It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on Monday.Ronson broke it off with her last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of a party at the Chateau Marmont.The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home (and) on Monday, Ronson's mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order."Everyone's turned on me."  (She says) Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," and Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch.""I'm a f–king 22-year-old girl who's in love," she says. "I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie."

Celebrities love comparing their life to movies they’ve done (just like athletes have to always mention their sport in every commercial.  “You’ll catch a touchdown of savings at John Elway Ford”), so Lindsay better hope people remember Mean Girls because that was released this month five years ago, and its probably the only movie people ever saw her in.  If they forget that she’s screwed.  “Will my love life clear up, like my skin in the ProActive commercial?  I hope so.  If only the heart came with a money-back guarantee.”

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