04.30.2009 kelly mcgillis is gay now

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Kelly McGillis, who you may remember from “Top Gun” but probably don’t, has come out as a lesbian, shocking everyone, at least until they look at a recent picture of her.

“I’m done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life. That’s another part of being true to yourself…that’s been a challenge for me personally.”
“I think [accepting being homosexual] that was an ongoing process from the time I was about 12. I had a lot of things happened that convinced me that God was punishing me for being gay. That was a hard process.”

It’s getting really tedious to hear people talk about how hard it is to be gay. I support just about every prejudice you can think of and even I bailed on that one. Everyone I know makes gay and racist jokes, no one I know would ever actually discriminate. I’m sure it sucks when you’re 12 and some handsome popular kid is pinning you down and putting dead birds in your mouth, but in my defense I was dared to. It was out of my hands.

(if you were wondering what it may look like if kelly got it on with another girl, and they were naked, and they filmed it, the answer would be, “like this”)

(139) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 04/30/2009 09:26

    look it’s Zombie’s mom

  2. DarkCherry 04/30/2009 09:27

    pRick - oh fail. i was close with the old school Cruise flick though.

  3. CodPiece 04/30/2009 09:28

    Gross.

  4. Death to Finkle! 04/30/2009 09:28

    Negative, Ghost rider. The pattern is full.

  5. EdgardoElegante 04/30/2009 09:28

    Yeah making out with Tom Cruise will make you gay… if you are a woman, anyway.

  6. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/30/2009 09:28

    Not the Top Gun star I expected would come out of the closet eventually.

    da dum dum chhhh

  7. CodPiece 04/30/2009 09:28

    Does this mean they are remaking Major Dad?

  8. Zombie 04/30/2009 09:29

    That’s funny LDD, I was thinking it looks more like your wife you were helping down the Yukon step yesterday.

  9. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/30/2009 09:29

    The picture on the right she kind of looks like Bill Parcells… Is that wrong to say?

  10. Death to Finkle! 04/30/2009 09:29

    Countdown to a “ugly bitch takes my breath away” or “danger zone” remark….

  11. pepper 04/30/2009 09:29

    Look what happens when you don’t get a face lift.

    Tom is one smart broad!

  12. Just the Tip 04/30/2009 09:30

    Of course she’s a dyke! Her tongue technique was spectacular! Even back in the 80’s… Completely wasted on ol’ Tiny Tom, but we all knew there was just something different with the silhouetted slithering slurpiness.

  13. DarkCherry 04/30/2009 09:32

    …back to work later kids

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 04/30/2009 09:32

    Man, I knew Messica had it rough when her Private Valentine went straight to TV…that still from the movie explains it all so clearly…

  15. Long_Duk_Dong 04/30/2009 09:32

    For a mexican you sure have a thing for fat women….oh wait…nevermind….

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 04/30/2009 09:32

    DtF…I did Danger Zone already…referencing Mandonna’s vagoo

  17. Frank 04/30/2009 09:33

    Why do women wait until they are old, ugly and wrinkly to come out of the closet? It ruins any possibility of a decent fantasy.

  18. Just the Tip 04/30/2009 09:33

    Top Gun Trivia:

    Name three songs that were featured prominently in the movie, but were NOT on the original soundtrack release.

  19. pepper 04/30/2009 09:33

    Upon hearing this news, Tom said, “More men for me”

  20. Rokan 04/30/2009 09:34

    ““I think [accepting being homosexual] that was an ongoing process from the time I was about 12. I had a lot of things happened that convinced me that God was punishing me for being gay. That was a hard process.”

    Swear to God Pepper said that to me last night right before we went to bed.

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