04.02.2009 like some kind of supermom

If you think there’s no bias against the Lohans, maybe you can explain how people are always saying parents should spend time with their kids, yet when Dina brought her 15-year-old daughter to a bar, THEY REFUSED TO LET HER IN!  What is this, Russia?!?!

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.
“Do you know who I am?” Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age.
“You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.

Oh what!  I hope that dude enjoyed his job.  Management is gonna be pissed when they find out he didn’t let in a minor who is closer to 12 than 21.  He better hope they only fire him, and don't sue, or even kill, him.

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  1. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 10:31

    I’d pull out and give this pig a p’stache.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/02/2009 10:32

    Yeah but you have to add like six years to the real age of any female Lohan since they start drinking, smoking and fucking so young.

  3. Old_Perv 04/02/2009 10:32

    Hey Now!!

  4. Death to Finkle! 04/02/2009 10:32

    I see who gave LiLo the freckle juice.

  5. Old_Perv 04/02/2009 10:33

    Mother of the Year.

  6. ohmwrecker 04/02/2009 10:33

    Lindsay, here is your future!

  7. Willie Beamin 04/02/2009 10:34

    I thought that was Lindsay!!

  8. Paleomiz 04/02/2009 10:34

    underage minor

    Department of Redundancy Department

  9. pepper 04/02/2009 10:35

    I can’t find my cock…where did it go?

    HungLo

  10. WhoIsThisGuy 04/02/2009 10:35

    Hey Ronson, this is what your lady’s gonna look like in 15 years. Maintain that puss girl.

  11. Death to Finkle! 04/02/2009 10:36

    My name’s pepper. You want some candy?

    Ped O

  12. RedRage 04/02/2009 10:36

    DB, not sure if you saw my post about the new lord of my world. Check this girl out.

    http://www.nuts.co.uk/49d37d3474eec/emma-glover-naked

  13. Paleomiz 04/02/2009 10:36

    Wow, sweet ninja edit, broseph

  14. Nathan03 04/02/2009 10:38

    mmmmm paaaaaaancaaaaaakes

  15. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 10:38

    Holy fucking shit, RedRage, that woman is OFF the charts hot.

  16. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 10:40

    RedRage, she’s got, like….THE perfect tits

  17. RedRage 04/02/2009 10:41

    I bet Mony could write a sweet poem about her and the things he’d do to her!

  18. Paleomiz 04/02/2009 10:42

    In Romanian, no less

  19. pepper 04/02/2009 10:42

    DTF, come again!

  20. RedRage 04/02/2009 10:43

    There was an officer on deck in my pants when I saw her! Standing at attention in a split second.

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