Lindsay should snap for sure by the weekend, if what she tolda camera crew from X17 about her relationship with Samantha Ronson is any indication. To recap, Samantha broke up with Lindsay, hired five bodyguards to keep her away, changed the locks on her house and looked into a restringing order. Still too subtle, as it turns out.
"You make it seem like it's over — it's not. People take breaks … it's OK … it's normal … focus on themselves."
You never ever want to hear a crazy girl with nothing left to lose say “you make it seem like it's over it's not” after getting dumped. Sam is gonna snap awake next week and Lindsay will be standing over her bed in a wedding dress. “Oh Sam, I came just as soon as I figured it all out. You're so cute, you and your little secrets. But you don't have to worry anymore you silly goose, because the answer is 'yes'. I will marry you.”