lindsay got replaced already

I’ve never been dumped of course, but I bet when you are you at least like to think that the other person is sitting at home crying, miserable and alone.  I know that’s what Lindsay Lohan is thinking.  Unfortunately for her Sam is doing the 100 percent opposite of that.

A source at the Chateau Marmont says Sam was ''clearly with another woman — somewhat of a Lindsay look-alike, but with very dark hair … They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean.''Another Ronson pal reports a mystery woman named ''Cindy'' — and matching the description of the Ronson date at the Friday night fete — was seen coming out of Ronson's Los Angeles home on Sunday.

I wonder if that's why Lindsay dyed her hair dark this week.  If Sam wants a Lindsay look-alike with dark hair, maybe Lindsay thinks she could look like this Lindsay look-alike with dark hair, if only she (Lindsay 1) dyes her hair dark (like Lindsay 2).  It’s a dumb plan of course, but remember this: Lindsay is an idiot.  Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking.