I’ve never been dumped of course, but I bet when you are you at least like to think that the other person is sitting at home crying, miserable and alone. I know that’s what Lindsay Lohan is thinking. Unfortunately for her Sam is doing the 100 percent opposite of that.
A source at the Chateau Marmont says Sam was ''clearly with another woman — somewhat of a Lindsay look-alike, but with very dark hair … They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean.''
Another Ronson pal reports a mystery woman named ''Cindy'' — and matching the description of the Ronson date at the Friday night fete — was seen coming out of Ronson's Los Angeles home on Sunday.
I wonder if that's why Lindsay dyed her hair dark this week. If Sam wants a Lindsay look-alike with dark hair, maybe Lindsay thinks she could look like this Lindsay look-alike with dark hair, if only she (Lindsay 1) dyes her hair dark (like Lindsay 2). It’s a dumb plan of course, but remember this: Lindsay is an idiot. Never underestimate the power of shitty thinking.
i think the little simpson bully said it best with: “HA HA”
I heard syphilis will fuck you up in the head.
three bitches? now that’s a dyke sammich I can take a bite out of!
am i late to this party?
fuck, i guess i am
Nelson is the kids name. And I love red head Lindsay. I would still fuck her wild.
I’m setting the over/under on this chick dying at 17 months.
i wanta some twata
Under.
or in Lindsay’s case .. udder.
She looks older than my mom.
And my mom is pretty old.
Old_Perv, I’m an admirer of your work. I too am taking the under on this one.
Here’s the countdown:
http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=09&day=10&year=2010&hour=&min=&sec=&p0=70
Hopefully my math is close to good on this (high end Scotch, mixed with a descendant of Scotland and math might not be accurate [tries to channel the ghost of Scotty]).
Negs……Yeah she’s probably insane/has many std’s/doesn’t have a dime.
BUT
Shes still a hot POA that could park her ass on anyone’s forehead for $100.
Who’s winning?
Happy Easter, Red. Don’t dye your hair, shave it. As always, ditch the panties. Vegas is calling.
Slender fingers. A bouquet of fingers
Wrapped around the member; all
Across the hushed-up street, this salve of your spend
My face, smeared with your feces, becomes as red as a kiss; but who’s
Prick is inside of you?
I would say lightdragon is available. but i think that would be a lie if i said that.
Lightdragon is preparing for the Tree Month of Willow. Respect his privacy.
oh you mean lightdragon is dating Allysion Hannigan?
My goodness, no. That is not at all what I mean.
so he is dating Avril Lavigne then?
Lindsay is a bad ass bitch.