Lindsay went shopping yesterday with her sister Ali (is she still trying to be famous? I feel bad for her. Wait, no, I meant to say, “I feel mad at her.” Go away rat-face), and the Daily Mail thinks you shouldn't be able to see her rib cage like this.
Her cream halter-neck sundress hung off her rail-thin frame with the cut-away back revealing her protruding ribcage and sinewy arms. The 22-year-old looked on edge during the outing, clutching a can of Coca-Cola and biting her finger nails as she stopped to try on reading glasses at an optometrist.
Why is it necessarily bad that you can see her ribs? Maybe she just has big ribs, and would appreciate people not pointing it out like this. Jeez Daily Mail, why not just go up to a short guy and say, “Hey what’s with the height?” Look at Jesus. You could see his ribs, and everyone thought he was terrific.
(image source = splash. Speaking of, I really hope this guy is with Lindsay in some way, because otherwise he just followed them out of the mall to their car. Which is how like 70 percent of all rape stories begin. The other 30 start with, “Andy Richter may seem nice on TV…”)