Lindsay went shopping yesterday with her sister Ali (is she still trying to be famous? I feel bad for her. Wait, no, I meant to say, “I feel mad at her.” Go away rat-face), and the Daily Mail thinks you shouldn't be able to see her rib cage like this.
Her cream halter-neck sundress hung off her rail-thin frame with the cut-away back revealing her protruding ribcage and sinewy arms.
The 22-year-old looked on edge during the outing, clutching a can of Coca-Cola and biting her finger nails as she stopped to try on reading glasses at an optometrist.
Why is it necessarily bad that you can see her ribs? Maybe she just has big ribs, and would appreciate people not pointing it out like this. Jeez Daily Mail, why not just go up to a short guy and say, “Hey what’s with the height?” Look at Jesus. You could see his ribs, and everyone thought he was terrific.
(image source = splash. Speaking of, I really hope this guy is with Lindsay in some way, because otherwise he just followed them out of the mall to their car. Which is how like 70 percent of all rape stories begin. The other 30 start with, “Andy Richter may seem nice on TV…”)
Beautiful. Puts me in the mood for some pancakes.
Rawwr!
Ride Lo
Know what else is doing just great? My penis. We should both get together and I can play the xylophone on her ribs with it before throwing it in her dumper, you know, for the laughs.
Oh c’mon! Lindsay tried on “reading glasses”? What on earth for?
Ride Lo
I would follow her around all day and night if I was in California
I’m hankerin’ ribs, for some reason.
I’d fuck the black tank top girl too
I’m going to play connect the dots with her freckles.
Then I’ll slather her pancake tits with my butter.
I would love to see her jogging in that dress….
or just trotting over to blow me…..
saggy side boob
I’ve done worse.
I’ve just found that a hot female with ugly feet is a lot more common than an ugly chick with hot feet. It’s like on Boomerang, when he takes the chick home, fucks her, and finds the hammer time.
You go and grab all the ugly-footed women, Z, and get them out of my way.
pic 7: alien retard
Death To Finkle…..
I’m not criticising that you like feet….
I personally love a nice belly and belly button….
I am just amazed at the chick shoe thing.
My own daughter currently owns more shoes in her shoe closet than I have owned in my life….
The only characteristics I notice is: Flip-flops vs. Sneakers vs. boots vs. “other”….
She seems to know their names also……
How much for just one rib?
Sneakers? Who you sneaking up on?
Something tells me DTF’s wife looks like hell… but damn she’s got some nice feet!
El_Jefe_tx……
I sneak up on everybody
Z: Or maybe the opposite. She has NO legs, hence the fetish. At least he gets ‘nub-love’.
I’m also a trivia buff and a big time name brand junkie, Obs. Ask me about watches, boats, compound bows, ink pens, drum kits, or basically any product. I have a general knowledge of a shit-ton of things.
I don’t have a shrink, but if I did I’m sure they’d say it comes from a childhood of not having shit. It was spent looking at the Sears Wish Book, dreaming of shit I’d never have. From the Stomper Grand Canyon to the Optimus Prime to the Kangaroos running shoes.
I guess my knowledge of products and product lines happens to pass the gender line. Questions, comments, concerns?
ow. that just looks painful to have them flappin around like that.
obs - blank tank top is ali who is 15. fyi on the pedo alert.