lindsay is on top of the world

April 6, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Lindsay of course had another huge fight with her lady friend Sam Ronsom this weekend, and X17 had footage of a locksmith changing the locks of Sams door, but according to a love letter this morning on E! online, everything is fine, Lindsay is awesome, she’s a fantastic influence on Sam, but everyone is out to get her anyway.

Despite photos and video circulating online of the locks being changed at the home Ronson shares with Lohan, sources close to the actress insist that as of Sunday the couple had not broken up.Instead, the pair have been fighting over pressure from Ronson's friends and family."They make Lindsay out to Sam to be an outcast and a bully, or a wacko.""She's in love with Samantha and cries every day over some 'friend' of Sam's who tells her lies to get her to not trust or love her.""Lindsay's the one who reminds Samantha to eat, makes sure she rests, goes to the doctor, gets massages for her arthritis, packs her bag with her Sudafed when she travels, encourages her to write and sing, and tells her every day how beautiful she really is."

Um, very obviously Lindsay was the “source” for this, either on the phone directly or next to Alley and gesturing wildly so she says the right thing.  There has to be some way to force Lindsay to leak stuff like this in person.  Because she's way too GD dumb to get around that.  Lindsay would get on Allys shoulders and put on a top hat and handlebar mustache and a really tall trench coat because they would be 11 feet tall, then wobble up to the reporter with a fake deep voice.  “Good day young man, greetings to you, my name is Mr. … (long pause) … Jones, and I would like to tell you some stories about that delightful young lady, Lindsay Lohan, who I know very well, so, ya know, I don't even, I mean it's crazy ya know, all this, it's fuckin bullshit people are saying about her which is all fucking lies.  She doesn’t drink or nothin.”

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