lindsay is sending mixed signals

Lindsay says she’s tired of being a target of the paparazzi, but it's kind of hard to believe she hates the attention when she goes to clubs night after night after night. When you commit to an action that has one possible result, 100 percent of the time, it’s hard to believe you didn't want that result. It’s like saying you hate hitting the ground, it really hurts and it’s ruining your life, but you’ve jumped off the roof every day for 5 years, and you’re setting up the ladder right now to go do it again. And this weekend you're gonna jump off a new roof you heard about in Vegas. Actually that analogy sucked – I thought it was gonna go somewhere better – but I already typed all this and I'm way too lazy to think up a good one. Why are they shielding her like she’s a witness in a mob trial, by the way.