lindsay might dance topless for money

I know people thought I was screwing around on April 1 when I said Lindsay was getting serious offers to film and sell a sex tape.  She was, and she still is, and she’s still saying no and yet the parties involved still think she’ll do it, sooner than later, with the right guarantees.  In the meantime, you can maybe go to Vegas if you’re in such a hurry to see her tits.

Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with (the) director."Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco."If they make me an offer and the money's right, I'll do it."

Lohan has denied this on E!, but says a guest appearance, "would be fun."  And as if falling from A-List movie star to negotiating for a topless Vegas show in three years isn’t bad enough, “apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke”.  Holy Christ, how embarrassing.  That’s like Michael Jordan showing up to play some half-court pick-up and when they choose teams he’s left standing there between a kid with a prosthetic arm and a girl.