I know people thought I was screwing around on April 1 when I said Lindsay was getting serious offers to film and sell a sex tape. She was, and she still is, and she’s still saying no and yet the parties involved still think she’ll do it, sooner than later, with the right guarantees. In the meantime, you can maybe go to Vegas if you’re in such a hurry to see her tits.
Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with (the) director.
"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco.
"If they make me an offer and the money's right, I'll do it."
Lohan has denied this on E!, but says a guest appearance, "would be fun." And as if falling from A-List movie star to negotiating for a topless Vegas show in three years isn’t bad enough, “apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke”. Holy Christ, how embarrassing. That’s like Michael Jordan showing up to play some half-court pick-up and when they choose teams he’s left standing there between a kid with a prosthetic arm and a girl.
Brooke Burke please.
I’d vote for Brooke AND Holly.
Ditto; although I saw a Brooke Burke look-alike on GGW. Nice Look-alike ass…
ScarJo please.
Can I write in my vote for Kate Beckinsale?
kate beckinsale in her underworld getup…
“Peepshow” is designed to have rotating leads…
Women of WWTDD?
why is she always chewing her nails?!?!?! gross linds.
I despise hockey. It was cool when they had the little puck tracer thingy.
Skate, skate, skate - ELBOW, PUNCH, KICK!!!
Oh, and can they make the fuckin’ goalie uniform a wee bit bigger? Sub-Zero didn’t need all that shit. He didn’t even wear a helmet. Of course, now he’s just Plain Zero….
I want my LL out on the strip sucking cock for twenties, not topless in some dumb ass $100 excuse to turn a titty bar into “art”
Look for a Dr. Drew and Lindsay reality show soon, where she is the main focus of the hour.
I sat on a shuttle with Brooke Burke a looong time ago. She was on her way from LA to here to see her old sorority friends. She applied makeup on the entire time, looked in the mirror while she talked and wouldn’t shut the fuck upp about LA this and LA that. This was before she was on Wild ON.
She’s hot, but since that 2 hr ride I can’t stand her.
“‘Peepshow’ is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco.”
From rotating leads to rotating STD’s…courtesy of Ms. Li-Ho…
“might” dance topless? shit, offer the girl a water bottle of vodka and a box to munch and she’ll do anything.
If in a few months LL somehow is able to pay some bills, but doesn’t seem to be working much…well, you figure it out.
snatch, that is why the Bondage God invented the ball gag…
Wait, is new writer dude saying that LL is so much hotter than Brooke Burke & Holly Madison (by his Michael Jordan comparison)? Are you fucking kidding me?
I’m guessing the NY and LA madams have already been floating foreign offers her way. Dubai, here we come…
“I sat on a shuttle with Brooke Burke a looong time ago.”
snatch, your parents let you fly by yourself at that tender age?
You should have farted on her, Snatch. You’d have a good story and she would remember you forever.
Kinda like when I see a kid with an ice cream cone, I run over there and knock it out the kid’s hand and run off. That kid will remember me forever.