lindsay weighs 95 pounds

I broke up with a girl one time, and we had a huge fight about it and she desperately wanted to get back together, not because she would die without me, but because she said she was awesome and I sucked and she was insulted that I would have the nerve to break up with someone so great.  Lindsay Lohan must feel like that x1,000,000.  She – Lindsay Freakin Lohan – got dumped by an ugly dyke who clicks “random” on iTunes for a living.  That might as well say “by a ventriloquist in Alabama” or “pedophile animal ballon maker”.  Why did this happen?  Maybe because Lindsay was so fat.  Fox News says…

…photographs of the actress shopping in Los Angeles this week seem to have taken the term "scary skinny" to whole new level. Donning a low-cut strapless dress, the 22-year-old flashed a little skin … and a lot of bone.According to Dr. Kent Holtorf, Director of the Holtorf Medical Group in Los Angeles the 5’5'' starlet weighs around 95-100lbs … but in order to be considered "healthy" she should be at least 113-149lbs."There are signs of muscle wastage, clearly her bones are protruding and she looks quite rigid," Holtorf told Tarts. "She looks like skin and bones at this point, Lindsay clearly looks malnourished and unhealthy for her frame."

He says she should realistically weigh around 125, and even if she were to cater to Hollywoods insane demands, no less than 115.  So she needs to add at least 20 pounds.  My cock weighs 21 pounds, is he saying I should sex with her?  Well, okay, I mean if this doctor thinks it will help.