Megan Fox rushed right into Bar Marmount last night (perhaps anxious to enjoy some award winning Three Olives vodka) and one thing is clear: she’s not stuck up. The winner of the Handsome Man Contest let her in, then she hung out with some filthy hippie who sells candles out of her van, then some dork in an aquamarine coat. All that’s missing is that dude who wants to get you free money from the government and Billy Mays.
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Megan’s mongoloid friend in that orange dress is making my sped weenie vibrate.
I’d chuck some custard in a tard (if she was cute). Don’t judge me, 18 is 18.
I like how she’s cupping her snatch in that first pic. I’d saw off my arm to be her hand for a day with one caveat, she’d have to masturbate at least six times.
coooooooooome to Butthead
bitch just can’t pull off the curly hair
damin i need a release
Still not naked, still not news.
Judging from the banner pic I thought this was an article about her getting outta the car and giving the camera a snatch shot. Needless to say, I am highly disappointed.
i’m with ya snatch…that hair is godawful.
so is that shirt thing she is wearing
I think her hair looks terrific. I bet it smells like cotton candy and wet dreams.
yea, it’s all pretty bad, WB. the hair is like something you’d see in Podunk, USA on an early 90’s prom queen.
(no, i’m not gonna show you my prom pictures!)
Notice the Billy Mays reference. Think the writer reads our comments?
shes not going to last long.
estimated time until megan fox does porn to keep from being homeless….3.67 years
If he/she does they need to pay more attention to them
good call, Z. Did you see that Billy Mays and some other TV infomercial douche are actually getting their own show on Discovery? I saw a preview for it last night, Pitch Men.
hair isnt as bad as that bedazzled trash bag she is wearing
let’s see…
aren’t we due for a Lily Allen post
I wonder what kind of money Billy Mays makes from hocking that crap
She’s touching herself in that first pic.
I want to see Diane’s post-prom pictures.