04.21.2009 michelle rodriguez went nuts again

Michelle Rodriguez has a long history of dangerous and unstable behavior (cliff notes here), but it’s not a big deal because the cops in LA are cool, they’re not all uptight like some cops, so she pretty much coasts along in life doing whatever the hell she wants.  With that in mind, try to guess what this story is about.

Rodriguez was no model bridesmaid at the four-day wedding of her best friend and manager, Giancarlo Chersich.
At the welcome dinner, Rodriguez pushed fully clothed guests into the pool. The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was "fat and had a small [bleep]."
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. "That's bull[bleep]," the sexy star yelled. "He should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party."

Not to defend Michele's actions, but she’s an angry spoiled bitch, so when you invite her nice places, that’s how she’s gonna act.  Yelling at her would be like yelling at a dog for chasing a squirrel, or a retard for having Downs.

(i thought i could work in the pictures of her skinny dipping at skybar a few years ago, but that obviously didn't work out)


(90) Comments

  1. RedRage 04/21/2009 10:30

    Figz!

  2. Willie Beamin 04/21/2009 10:31

    I like watching crazy unfold…

  3. Zombie 04/21/2009 10:32

    Last I heard she preferred muff over nuts.

  4. Willie Beamin 04/21/2009 10:32

    and where are the naked pictures

  5. RedRage 04/21/2009 10:32

    Z, who the fuck is she?

  6. el_jefe_tx 04/21/2009 10:34

    I hate this bitch.

  7. Zombie 04/21/2009 10:35

    She’s the chick who plays Dom’s girlfriend in Fast & Furious. Man, that slut she’s skinny dipping with is fine as fuck.

    I heart lesbians… if only the feeling were mutual.

  8. Willie Beamin 04/21/2009 10:35

    she is in fast and furious

  9. SuperB 04/21/2009 10:36

    Uhoh…looks like somoene ELSE’s inner Lupe was showing as well!

  10. SuperB 04/21/2009 10:37

    Cumon now..if there is booze and a pool, you know someone is gonna get in.

    It is a time tested fact.

  11. Cali27 04/21/2009 10:37

    afternoon y’all!

    and she was on Lost until she got her DUI and they kicked her off i mean… killed her off.

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 04/21/2009 10:37

    She is a number of muffs too. I heard going crazy meant she is lebanese….

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 04/21/2009 10:38

    “Michelle Rodriguez has a long history of dangerous and unstable behavior”

    Some would consider that history a strong positive, new posting dude…

  14. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/21/2009 10:39

    There’s Cali!

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 04/21/2009 10:39

    “The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was ‘fat and had a small [bleep].’”

    Kiss my ass, Michelle, I couldn’t turn down the money they threw at me to perform as White Chocolate Thunder…

  16. Zombie 04/21/2009 10:40

    Best scene from F&F:

    Vin Diesel: Get off of him.

    Paul Walker: He was in my face, man!

    Vin Diesel: I’m in ya face.

    Paul Walker: C’mon that’s not fair, he–

    Vin Diesel: You work for Harry, right?

    Paul Walker: I just started last week.

    Vin Diesel: You were just fired.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 04/21/2009 10:40

    “There’s Cali!”

    Tony, and to think you doubted the existence of a Supreme Being…

  18. DB's Treasure 04/21/2009 10:41

    I smell….

    ….skanks

  19. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 04/21/2009 10:41

    Didn’t she get her teeth done to look like matt dillon in something about Mary?

  20. SuperB 04/21/2009 10:41

    ” a long history of dangerous and unstable behavior”

    what….it happens.

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