04.02.2009 morning headlines

JOHN MAYER - gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer Ansiton.  Hey Gawker, WTF?  (gawker)

BRITNEY – she's apparently “fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.”  But the 5 paragraphs before that are about her gettin it on with some other dude.  So Kevin is forgiven if he’s getting mixed signals. (source = ok)

LIZ HURLEY – she’s a genius when it comes to understanding the power of tits, so of course when she opened her store in Bicester, England yesterday – not a bikini store, mind you - she had hot teen girls in bikinis.  Rest assured, if there’s a way to get clean renewable energy and tits are somehow involved, Liz Hurley will figure that shit out. (source = getty and wenn)

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  1. Old_Perv 04/02/2009 08:54

    Hey Now!!!

  2. Old_Perv 04/02/2009 08:55

    Tits!!

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/02/2009 08:56

    You guys and gals aren’t going to believe this but I very much want to nail all three of those broads.

  4. FatOldElvis 04/02/2009 08:56

    Pink is a nice color. It reminds me of the inside of a vagina, which is where I like to be.

  5. RedRage 04/02/2009 08:56

    Liz looks like a mutt breed of Sarah Jessica Parker and Carmen Electra.

  6. Death to Finkle! 04/02/2009 08:56

    Dibs on the blonde. I likes ‘em young.

  7. Something to take the Edge off 04/02/2009 08:59

    For an old british man Liz is still looking as fuckable as ever

  8. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 09:00

    Holy fucking shit, those three are insanely hot. Hurley competes with ‘em as well.

  9. Old_Perv 04/02/2009 09:00

    Yeah, I’d do her. Preferably with the other two at the same time.

  10. fukU 04/02/2009 09:01

    women are such whores for attention!

  11. Something to take the Edge off 04/02/2009 09:01

    Those 2 are flashing some serious toe

  12. Paleomiz 04/02/2009 09:02

    Wow, I should have saved my King of England joke for this thread and not that slut Tila

  13. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 09:03

    ahhhhhhhhh damn it!

    Pic #6 & 7…

    …they got flat asses, son of a bitch

  14. Mac-Daddy 04/02/2009 09:03

    I have no witty comment at this time

  15. Willie Beamin 04/02/2009 09:03

    Those 3 make me want to have a samwhich

  16. ohmwrecker 04/02/2009 09:04

    “hot teen girls in bikinis”

    That has to be my favorite phrase in the English language.

  17. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 04/02/2009 09:04

    is it a full moon tonight? because i’ve dealt with nothing but nutjobs all morning!

  18. Death to Finkle! 04/02/2009 09:05

    Nutjobs?

    :: opens urbandictionary ::

  19. DB's Treasure 04/02/2009 09:05

    My nuts gotta job for ya, DD.

  20. Willie Beamin 04/02/2009 09:05

    Hey Something, Who you say they are TOE-riffic?

    hahaha

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