nice catch ben

By brendon April 23, 2009 @ 8:48 AM

Ben Affleck is generally said to be a very nice guy, but if he could go 10 minutes without looking like a complete doofus that would be terrific.  The cast and crew of his new movie took a break to play some football yesterday, and the first pass thrown to Ben sort of bonked off his face, but he quickly got the hang of things and the next pass bonked off his hands.  Try as she might, the middle aged woman in a scarf and coat couldn't stop him from getting open and being struck repeatedly with a gingerly thrown football.  On the final play, not even TWO women AND a disinterested fat guy could keep Ben from victory, as he raced several steps away from the quarterback and plucked the ball from the sky, and with it eternal glory. 

(image source = fame)

(188) Comments

  1. smells like ass 04/23/2009 09:15

    Frank and beans!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/23/2009 09:16

    I bet the Jets sign him.

  3. pepper 04/23/2009 09:17

    Fruit of the Loom!!

  4. pepper 04/23/2009 09:18

    My name is SAM!

  5. Death to Finkle! 04/23/2009 09:18

    (in Gilbert Gottfried voice)

    Affleck! Affleck!

  6. FatOldElvis 04/23/2009 09:20

    Is this the beginning of the Mongoloid Football League? Stayed tuned.

  7. Observer 04/23/2009 09:20

    He’s a pussy….

    …in a cunty kind of way….

  8. Paparazzi Sniper 04/23/2009 09:21

    pic#14 is Pass Interference!!!

  9. pepper 04/23/2009 09:22

    Observer, the retard is going to be your next Governor.

    WHYYYYYYYY?

  10. Johnny01 04/23/2009 09:24

    I bet this movie AND Affleck get razzed on Poopshoot.com, just like Reindeer Games.

  11. SuperB 04/23/2009 09:25

    Somewhere Lester Hayes is sayin STICKEM, Ben, STICKEM

  12. pepper 04/23/2009 09:25

    Paparazzi Sniper, don’t you want your old Avi?

  13. Death to Finkle! 04/23/2009 09:25

    Alright, Pap. Seriously. Who helped you out with that one?

    There’s no damn way you can count to 14 by yourself….

  14. SuperB 04/23/2009 09:27

    DTF, sure she can…

    her shoes are just sittin by her desk right now :)

  15. Observer 04/23/2009 09:27

    Pepper….

    ….you’ve biked through this state….It’s full of dick-wads

  16. Paparazzi Sniper 04/23/2009 09:28

    i saw the pic ….lol thats not me. Its L337 Lauren. Miss video game 2007

  17. GeneralDouchery 04/23/2009 09:28

    Wow, it truly is impossible for this dick to do anything in a fashion that results in him looking like anything less than a grade A douchebag.

  18. Tito's Abdomen 04/23/2009 09:28

    Nice suit!

  19. Paparazzi Sniper 04/23/2009 09:29

    No pepper…no that i am a webmasta and im on firefox, i can change avi’s now.

  20. Death to Finkle! 04/23/2009 09:29

    Shoes???

    Uh, Pap, is that a bird out your window?

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