oh stfu people magazine

People magazines 100 Most Beautiful list (here) hits newsstands today, and as always it’s mostly hippie fag rambling beneath flattering pictures of fat people and old people who aren’t attractive in any way but we have to pretend like they are to show how fancy and enlightened we are.  Christina Applegate is this years cover girl, despite the fact that she’s ugly, because she had cancer.  I don’t know what pervert over at People decided cancer patients were sexy, but every cancer ward within a hundred miles better put up his picture before he humps their recently dead.