pretend britney is super hot

April 1, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The new Candies ads featuring Britney Spears went online today, and it’s a little insulting for them to insinuate that Britney still looks like this (uh), but other ads tell you that turning on your thermostat causes dollar signs to escape out the top of it, and they act like your kid wouldn’t get taken away by child services if you and your wife put bathrobes on backwards at his little league game, so it's really not the first time advertisers have told you to go fuck yourself.

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