The new Candies ads featuring Britney Spears went online today, and it’s a little insulting for them to insinuate that Britney still looks like this (uh), but other ads tell you that turning on your thermostat causes dollar signs to escape out the top of it, and they act like your kid wouldn’t get taken away by child services if you and your wife put bathrobes on backwards at his little league game, so it's really not the first time advertisers have told you to go fuck yourself.
I don’t have to pretend anything. Britney is the hottest trailer trash I’ve ever seen. I woulda taken her chunky, thin, bald, not bald, crazy, sane….you name it, I’d bone it.
That’s a nice shot of her dumper. I know they’ve shaved at least ten pounds off the real thing but my penis will never know the difference while I’m masturbating furiously to these pictures.
Not looking bad, there Brit Brit
I am a believer in beaver fever.
man, whomever they hired to PS these things earned every fucking red cent!
Pic #2 may be second in the series, but it’s number one with me…
By the way, that linked picture is of her sitting down and one standing up. My stomach gets flatter when I stand up. When I sit down and lean forward I look like a mother orangutan.
Britney Spears is kinda old.
oh man, just imagining how many Camaro backseats that turd-cutter has seen makes me wonder if my new Prius is worth it
eh…she looks normal sized. they probably fucked with it a little, but a pink background and a shitload of smoke can go a long way in making a bitch smaller.
i smoke spliffs while receiving oral sometimes and my girlfriend looks like she’s eleven.
need i say more?
“The most entertaining part of my day is reading this. I’m pathetic.”
somethingsimple, at least from what I gather, you have breasts and a vagina at your beck and call…that puts you way ahead of me…I only have moobs…
She was pretty hot in her womanizer video
Btw, this is exactly what Pap looks like…
…I hope
i’ve liked her all throughout her psycho stages. don’t judge me.
I want to fuck the shit out of Photoshop.
“i’ve liked her all throughout her psycho stages. don’t judge me.”
SinDs, I’d rather punish you ;) lol…
ghost of deano….you sly sonbitch. that’s the winner. ‘ole one and done deano. hell yes.
Wow, these are great pictures! Who painted them?
Watt, when I first saw that video I unplugged my laptop and hauled ass into my bedroom to smack my bishop around.
oh (p)rick! kinky!