the shaved-head watch begins now

How can Lindsay say she’s not interesting and doesn’t do anything people would care about?  She’s too hard on herself.  

Lindsay Lohan is "devastated" after learning members of Sam Ronson's family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order (she’s) been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably.We're also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn't handling it well. In fact, we're told people close to Lindsay are worried she "might lash out."

Luckily these Lohan’s are dumb as rocks, so even if she did have some idea about hurting someone, her plan would involve getting them to stand on a big red X under a safe hanging from a rope.  She would end up covered in piranhas and quit long before it came to that.