this chicks dad is nuts

I haven't seen "Slumdog Millionaire" yet because I get uncomfortable around minorities, especially from poor countries.  They smell funny and dress weird and are almost always better at math than me which is extra embarrassing because they only own like two things so what the fuck could they possibly be counting.  But everyone who can look past skin color that has seen the movie says it’s great.  I assumed I would get depressed because their life was so awful.  Oh hey I guess I was mistaken.

The father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali reportedly offered to sell his 9-year-old daughter for nearly $300,000, Britain's News of the World reports….the paper posed as a wealthy Middle Eastern family interested in buying the girl."I have to consider what's best for me, my family and Rubina's future," said Rubina's dad, Rafiq Qureshi, who claims to be broke and left with "nothing" from the Oscar-winning flick.The paper claims that Rubina was originally being sold for $75,000, but her father raised the price after the success of Slumdog."The child is special now," the girl's uncle said, according to the paper. "This is an Oscar child!"

I know this is the easy approach to take, but 300,000 GD dollars?!  How high is this dude?  You can go to Alabama and buy a kid for 50 bucks.  Go to Mexico and trade a shoe for one.  She better have just swallowed $299,000 worth of opium if this dude thinks he’s gettin 3.