04.27.2009 this is gonna be a good movie

The upcoming movie "Jonah Hex", starring Old Fashioned Megan Fox and presumably other people, is now filming in Louisiana, and since I don’t actually know what cowboy dancers or whatever it is she is wore to work back then, they’ve got the green-light to just go for it.  Just do it, put her in a white cotton dress and douse her with water.  This movie would make 100 billion dollars.  Honest to God, I’d throw myself down the stairs with a light bulb in my mouth to see Megan Fox naked.


(318) Comments

  1. Nuts 04/27/2009 12:06

    That sounds really painful.

  2. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:06

    really?

  3. SinDs 04/27/2009 12:06

    ok, i know i’m going to get booed for saying this, but i find her boring.

  4. Willie Beamin 04/27/2009 12:06

    Thump…thats my penis striking my desk….again…

  5. Death to Finkle! 04/27/2009 12:07

    Normally I would chastise someone for walking around with a run like that, but I’ll let her slide.

  6. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:08

    she’s got that “he actually covered my whole back when he came” look on her face. must have been ice cum. i’d have to keep my nuts on ice 27/7 if i was boxing that coochie.

  7. JR 04/27/2009 12:08

    want to lick the crotch….

  8. Icarus 04/27/2009 12:09

    Meh-gan Fox is getting far too much attention. I can spot a bitch at 100 yards and she has my “bitch-o-meter” at near-exploding point so screw her. I want more of Natalie Portman on this site instead of Meh-gan.

  9. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:10

    sinds,

    beautiful women are usually boring and dumber than a bag of plastic hammers.

    that’s why we fuck them quietly…..and on the side.

  10. FLAMING MOTHERFUCKER 04/27/2009 12:10

    Holy shit look at that waist!

  11. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:11

    my “give-a-shit-o-meter” has been busted since forever.

    and i’d shit all over her face just to make her ugly for the seven seconds it takes her brain to tell her eyes what just happened.

  12. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:12

    flamer has a point.

    i noticed that, firstly, when looking at the pics.

    please tell me someone used photoshop on her waist. cuz if that’s real, someone stuffed a vacuum up her cunt and has it on turbo.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 04/27/2009 12:14

    “ok, i know i’m going to get booed for saying this, but i find her boring.”

    SinDs, and here I was celebrating the post because it teased you out of hiding…

  14. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:14

    i’m high…so my avi is singing that bone thug song off of the batman and robin and soundtrack….

    “look into my eyes and….tell me what you seeeeee”

    damn this place sucks.

  15. Willie Beamin 04/27/2009 12:15

    “i’m high” coming from you that is implied

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 04/27/2009 12:15

    “Honest to God, I’d throw myself down the stairs with a light bulb in my mouth to see Megan Fox naked.”

    I have a sawbuck for the ‘Nite or ‘Nista to make this happen and to make new posting dude look like Uncle Fester after a three-day bender…

  17. Death to Finkle! 04/27/2009 12:16

    Is that Keitel eyeballin’ her ass in his sideview?

    “I’m the cleaner.”

  18. leftnutofjesus 04/27/2009 12:16

    from this day forward, i name her pussy….
    Funyon’s Bag.

  19. Paleomiz 04/27/2009 12:16

    It’s good that they did that to her waist, now she doesn’t have to speak

  20. Rokan 04/27/2009 12:16

    SinDs . . . . boooooooooo.

    I would eat hot soup out of her asshole. Probably a good hearty chowder would be best,

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